HMF Target Rap Battles 🎤

Yeah, almost any match up is fine. As long as we don’t try targets like Sanchez again. :slightly_smiling_face:

What do we do when we run out of targets?

Be a long time before that happens, but nothing wrong with using them again, just with different match ups.

Shameless bump. Wish we could do more but this was fun while it lasted. No regrets. :v:

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i’ll come back to it. just finding the time. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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I’m still game, too, if anyone wants to step up.

Here’s some potential ideas:

Eric Soders vs Benjamin Travis

Agent LaSandra Dixon vs Agent Robert Montgomery

Arthur Edwards vs Alexander Leland Cayne

Jimmy Chen vs Rick Henderson

Edward Wade vs Alma Reynard

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“From time to time, I find I need to relax the mind but at the drop of a dime, I can return to the rhyme to verbally snap your fucking spine if you’re so inclined to step into this ring of mine.”

Even when I take a break, this rap shit is never too far away, probably because I’m still listening to it on a regular. I’m up for more so long as I have a willing victim opponent. Personally, I’d like to be The Liability and Royce again later down the line.

This sounds the most interesting. I’d try it as Edwards or Soders.

Then I’ll meet your challenge as Travis. Gimme a few days.

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My verse is ready when you are. But I can wait if you want to go first. :ok_hand:

I won’t be able to get started until tomorrow, sorry to say. To minimize the wait time, go ahead and release it tomorrow, any time, and I’ll be able to springboard off of your verse.

That’s cool, I’ll post it tomorrow.

Anyone interested in Ron DeSantis vs Francesca De Santis?

(half joking)

Psh, Francesca is runner up to the world’s best genetic engineer since Ort-Meyer and needed the world’s top contract killer to take her down. Ron picked a fight with Disney that will ultimately go nowhere. It’s no contest.

It’s like comparing the sexual prowess of Kennedy and Clinton; one banged Marilyn Monroe, the other showed his junk to a government clerk. In both comparisons, there’s a major drop off.

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@Heisenberg

“It seems the former ICA majesty lacked the capacity to see Travis is shortened for travesty, trying to defy the laws of gravity with his depravity but only gives the Agency a cavity.”

“Your plan was already undone before it begun, not even close to a homerun - Growing girls by the ton to train as young guns to eventually become stripper nuns? This perverted sense of fun makes you look like the butt of all puns, son.”

“From the start my contracts have been a work of art, I take payment in hearts, so don’t be surprised to find yours in my cart after I spit these lyrical darts destined to tare you apart.”

“Funny how you sound like Powers Boothe yet got no powers in this booth, must be the hour of truth, you cower in your youth while I was the tower of proof about to devour a goof.”

“Wait a minute…why the hell did I just bother to excel with a verse, yell and curse since Burnwood says you’re in a parallel universe?” :thinking:

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Goddamn. Imma need to put in some work on this one.

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If you find youself a bit stuck, it’s all good. No shame in tapping out. :ok_hand:

Nah, just found myself more busy than expected. I’ll get it, don’t worry.

Not at all. We’re short on participants so we welcome you in glady. Any particular target you want to be? Or do you have a certain match up in mind?

I’m good to go. Just select a character you’d like to rap as and I’ll do the same, then you can go first and I’ll respond as soon as I can.

Its all good if busy my friend but unless you’re ready to go soon, I think its only fair to pass the mic to 47Agent. We can always do a rematch later.