This is the result from listening to too much Hip-hop and watching Wu Tang: An American Saga.
Yeah, I know this thread was on the decline before, but that happens with almost every forum game where it needs a break. Hopefully the breakās over an folks might want to get back in the ring. If not, then the thread can naturally die out by the way side.
Plenty of targets to go around and not limited to just this list but from any Hitman game. You can pick one you would like to rap as and maybe one to rap against or someone can make a match request. FOR EXAMPLE:
Lorne de Havilland
VS
Blake Dexter
Thatās just an example of two targets you may like to see battle it out, with two HMF members assuming the character roles. The mix can be any targets from any Hitman game. We can have two to three different battles at a time and you can do 1 round each or 2 if you like. Naturally, Iām ready to battle and willing to start first but Iām in need of an opponent. Is there a certain match up anyone would like to see? Or do you want Blake and Lorne to be first? Either way is fine with me. Now grab your Mics!
I want to get in on this, but Iām not entirely sure Iām following how itās supposed to work, in regards to turns, so Iāll wait and watch first. Hope this is good!
Alright @Screaming_Meat, I might be a bit rusty but Iām ready to start as Lorne de Havilland.
āWell, well, well, the failed arms manufacturer, crumb snatcher, turned child capturer, trying to increase your reach like a leech to breach the Agency has left you with a vacancy because youāre a mere pagan, see? Now Dexter industries are in-the-streets under crushing defeat. Youāre already beat but Iāll show a feat a toss you my dogās treats.ā
āIām the new Hugh Hefner, magazine Popqurn millionaire, drowning in more pussy then any man can bare, so you and I can never be compared, obviously I have the bigger pair, just ask Margaret or Layla if you dare. Sheās in next monthās issue: Landside into Stocktonās Lair, Bare Ass In The Air!ā
āWhile you collapse your own region beyond all reason like itās in season just to get a teen, I synapse in cohesion with a legion of queens who bring me all the green, being barely seen while youāre all over Chicago like a crack fiend.ā
āYou wrote a book titled āYour Shit Donāt Have To Stink!ā What a waste of ink, talk about a festival of losing brain cells in a blink while your testicles begin to shirk. Now I retire with my girls for a drink and leave you to at least try and actually think.ā
so i guess this is why i dropped out @Nazareth - it takes so long for me to come up with stuff and the results areā¦ mixed, at best
anywayses:
āHey there, fuckface! You sure youāre even in the right place? The way you set the pace of our nuclear rap race makes me wonder how you got to second base in the first place.ā
āoh wow oh wow, boy. I get a laugh watching you play playboy. Donāt you know That Iām The Ultimate Fuckboi? The realest McCoy? A doggy treat to me is treating doggy like a sex toy!ā
āYouāre a hairless chimp dressed up in pimp clothing, no wonder you prefer to have others do the posing for the cameras; A voyeur with delusions of grandeur, Iāll slam ya right down to the bottom of a canyon, Though donāt think of me as just a simple rap-scallion, Thereās far more to me than just a hat and medallion, So donāt be sad when youāre falling down yon, Cos youāll be followed by your fucked up doggy companion.ā
Slick and funny my man, definitely feels like Dexter. Iād say you havenāt missed a beat.
And I know what you mean about taking so long to come up with stuff. Thought I have mine ready in a hour or two and end up taking most of the day. Still fun to do though.
Soā¦ want to go round 2 or set up the poll? Either way is cool with me.
