Gimme until tomorrow night, I donāt think Iāve got anything else in my way and Iāll be able to put all Iāve come up with together and post it. If Iām delayed again and canāt, Iāll turn it over. Sorry for the delays, but Iām almost there.
Yeah, Iāll have to hand this one off to @47Agent. I had some good stuff that I knew how to arrange last week and then I got distracted with stuff I had to do and lost it. Iāve still got good material for this one but no way Iām putting it sounds right. Iāll have to come back to this later after I get my flow again. Sorry to make you wait for nothing.
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Not a problemā¦
Yo,
Yo,
Youāre garbage, barely a part of the canon or lore
So follow your heartā¦ down that trashcan in the morgue!
Main villain!? Bitch please, your role is below vital
Always laying on your back, putting the HOā in HOkkaido.
After the prologue cinematic rarely active or seen
Erichās a fad from the 80ās like Acid Wash Jeans.
Deep cover in the closet, a true master of deceit
Guess Jasper aināt the only man you āblastedā in the seat!
Got a past darker than the circles under your eyes
And a knife to stab you worse than a malfunctioning KAI!
Slug ammoāll make you fly into a spinning maneuver
Putting āSoders on iceā like Hillbillies filling a cooler!
R.I.P.
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I apperciate you straving for perfection but I think you were trying a little too hard. But weāll go again in a another match. 
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Thatās better then I expected. You werenāt messing around when you said you done this before. 
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- Soders (Naz)
- Travis (47Agent)
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Sorry, Naz, it was that H O in Hokkaido line, which doubled as the end of a rhyme. Better than anything Iād been preparing.
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I can respect voting outcome. Saulte to you 47Agent. Iām ready for more, although I donāt have any certain match ups in mind. Iāll take suggestions but Iām also gonna need an opponent as well.
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Seems fitting to pit two targets who are in the music business with a side hustle of murder. Anyone interested?
On another noteā¦
I honestly donāt have any ideas on what to do but for some reason, I kind of want to play this guy. ( Season of Lust) But I donāt know who to pit him againest so itās anyoneās call.
I can play Ljudmila Vetrova against him if you want.
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Coming back for more? 
Iām game if you are but Iām at work right now so itāll be a while before I can start.
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I think Iāll stick with one verse.
Welcome to Haven. Where the sun shines bright and the waterās tame.
Honestyās not my forte, so itās nice to put a face to the name.
I have an offer for you. Let me explain what itās all about:
If you try to steal this win, Iāll be more than happy to take you out!
You want a woman, so you kill her lover so that youāll be the one?
You turned to a dime store Joe Goldberg since Death swiped right on your mum!
A peek at your scrapbook turns your hopes of romance Turtle.
Drink away your sorrows and it wonāt be flowers that are orange and purple!
I strung up Tyson, Steven, Rieper, like a puppeteer
Theyāre in my hands like a cocktail; Tiki Tock for the men who come here!
So welcome to my island. Keep note, Iāll be soon departing.
Sit back and relax, but best hope you donāt know me, darling.
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this got a good olā chuckle outta me.
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You are rocking the femme fatale vibe well, nice one. Youāre getting better at this.
Still trying to find time to write in between my work week so it be a little longer but itās still in the making.
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"No, no, no, not again. Not another nilla vanilla bimbo who dresses like a black and white Cruella nympho, and raps in acappella limbo. If you stayed with your parents in the KGB, maybe youād learn the ABC, instead of going against a PHD with a mere GED, so as simple as 1,2,3, Iāll make you RIP. "
"Mostly old geezers are wowed by your deception and unflattering complexion, but if you bothered with an inspection of me, youād know that I demand perfection to even get an erection and just like my other selections, youāre no exception, so youāre headed straight for dissection to be added to my scrapbook collection."
"You made it clear that honesty truly isnāt your frote my dear, but neither is lying I fear. Strung Rieper along like a puppeteer? More likely he came up your rear with the fiber wire stretched from ear to ear. So called Confidence artists without the competence to properly poison a former PI shows you lack prominence, so where exactly is your dominance?"
"So come at me if you must with that lyrical rust that leaves me in full disgust, but trust the unworthy are crushed by my insatiable lust, youāre just another one who bites the dust."
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Another day, another rap battle done. 
- Ljudmila Vetrova (Dustwolf)
- Philo Newcombe (Naz)
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I wrote up a battle semi-recently. Dianaās technically a Hitman target, her opponent less so. Sadie Adler is a character from Red Dead Redemption 2, read up on her.
Sadie Adler:
Give me a Cattleman and Iām deadly. 47 aināt here to protect you, milady.
Use a fake death serum against me? Iāll grant you a real death, courtesy of Sadie.
Be a huntress or an outlaw, Iāve got a shotgun aimed across the pond like Iām Grimshaw.
Iāll blast your head and limbs off and then put them back together like a jigsaw!
I leave men bleeding when I raise up my shooter!
I lead the charge against armies, you hide behind your computer!
Youāre nothing without your agent! This frumpy Englishwoman bores me!
Iām kicking this spoilt Princess back to Canada, and while youāre there, say hi to Charles for me!
Diana Burnwood:
Good evening. It appears my target is Sadie Adler, failed gunslinger now failing as a rapper.
Be it a garrotte or an accident, this dirt covered womanchild will become a dirt-napper.
Only rode with the gang in the last two missions, what a total waste you turned out to be.
So obnoxious and abusive even Arthur told you āget away from meā!
You think your bragging would have got this throned English Rose to yield?
Youāre more full of hot air than the balloon of the man that you killed!
Iām integral to my assassin, scoped tenfold your body count without fail.
Your game utilised you less than sedative poison. Adler, please add details!
Sadie Adler:
Square Enix dropped you hard but youāre about to drop harder.
You canāt spit sickness out, I guess youāre just like your brother.
Lecturing me on mercy but your hands aināt as clean as that.
What of the reporter and priest you left to die when your boy went Virginia Tech?
Diana Burnwood:
You had the worst intentions but still paved the gangās road to Hell.
A selfish wrathful bully, call you Micah Black Belle!
I hoped you usurping control from Dutch would have got you to behave.
But the only thing youāve successfully led is John to his grave.
Sadie Adler:
You think my storyās not realistic? Your comic had you murdering an Indian and stealing all her shit.
This posh bitch thinks Iām a misfit? Call me Lucas Grey, Iām going ballistic!
From the ashes of my cabin like a phoenix Iāve arisen! The Van der Linde Gang Huntress will shepherd you to perdition!
Iāll put my gun to your head like I do it in a prison! Itāll be a favour to 47, heāll be free from all your speaking!
You gained an adopted daughter through a game that was quite notorious.
But then a retcon wrote her out and left you un-Victoria-ous!
I decimated the OāDriscolls for my Jakey. Your agent killed your parents and was not even spurned!
How ironic that for a Burnwood, youāre letting your parentsā memory burn!
Diana Burnwood:
You couldnāt scare Pearson with your antics. To the gang, youāre nothing but a bother.
If you think youāre under Providence, look at what Iāve done to friends of Arthur.
Organisations crumble at my will, my mind seeks opportunities for the kill.
Avoiding casualties while you put soldiers and lawmenās lives to a still.
You do have a tragic past, but your tragedy wonāt justify
The other widows and orphans you made and all those ruined lives.
Donāt need to hide your body, youāll stay laying there, covered with all the innocent blood you split without a care.
Youāre set for a funeral, but with all your husband and friends gone, I wonāt need to leave anyone to prepare.
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While Iām a bigger fan of Diana over all, I think Iāll have to give the match to Sadie. She comes from the school of hard knocks with her rap that Diana just canāt match IMO. This is a fun read, nicely done.
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I know itās been a couple weeks, but thanks for your feedback. What were your favourite lines from the battle?
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Even with the lack of rhymes, these lines hit pretty hard. Sadieās six shooter is loaded with nothing but facts.
That Victoria rhyme is just fucking flawless. Wished I thought of it.
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