The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[Danger_dog_guy_7]

Found this one in my old memes folder

[linux_penguin]

I kan spel, I promis

I did it with the other contract. Misspelt heretics as heritics.

[Urben]

You can still change it

[linux_penguin]

I mean, can I really go through the effort and tarnish the “my contracts” page with a double?
I’ve even made the images already!!

The images

[Urben]

You need to want to make a good submission as much as you want to BREATH

[linux_penguin]

eh… I think I, as a single person making contracts without the awesome @Crewdy , peaked at “Silent Night” back in December. Could never beat that and it wasn’t even featured

[v1deost]

i guess “retrieve the notebook” meant line dance

PUT ON THE DAMN OUTFIT

[Silvereyes]

I need to learn how to make better memes.

[HITMAN_GM]

Some random old pictures (Or value intel about Rose and Parvati).

[Tetrafish_21]

@linux_penguin

I kan spel, I promis

I did it with the other contract. Misspelt heretics as heritics.

At least you didn’t spell ‘Futo Suit’ with an A.

Thanks to Urben again for bringing that to my attention. To think if that one actually got featured. Oh sweet

[Hichkas]

[Count.Rushmore]

You’re a cheaty son of a bitch

[Tetrafish_21]

In the previous forum I believe there was a link to the hitmanstat website that anyone could click on to check the status of the hitman servers. I made a post somewhere in a topic with the same link. I’m going to guess that the forum must’ve detected people clicking the link outside the post/topic, but it gave me an award for it since I put the link in whatever post I made whenever. Now that’s (unintentionally) cheaty.

[TheChicken]

I assume the “Share” badge is when someone outside the forums clicks on your forum link to view a reply.

Fun fact, I have that badge. But only once. And that’s because I had to link it to someone on IOI’s bug team.

Thanks bug team.

[H_I_T_M_A_N_Statue_F]

an old one too:

Also its been 6 years since we all met Rocco and he finally talks to his boss!

HITMAN Rocco Calling His Boss

[Hitman]

[HITMAN_GM]

It’s obviously…

[Heisenberg]

Psh, that one bald man has taken out literal armies of assassins and super clones. No contest.

[Hidea]

Remember all of those clones in C47? Every single one of them could probably take on that militia themselves.

47 took them all out.

[HITMAN_GM]

Don’t take it seriously, it’a just a meme)