HMF Target Rap Battles šŸŽ¤

@Shruik you coming back to do the battle with Heisenberg?

Asked that last night in PM. Still on, might be later today or so.

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Nice to hear. :grin:

Iā€™m ready for more myself if anyone wants to get in the ring with me.

iā€™m down, though itā€™ll take me a while to write summink. you can pick. :slightly_smiling_face:

Naw, we can split the selection process this time. Iā€™ll pick the match up, you pick which one you want to be. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

The Undying

Mark_Faba

VS

The Maelstrom aka The Ghost

Wazir

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wooo big boys.

well, i never played the undying, so i have no first hand experience with him. beanie baby is easier to rhyme with though and i can draw on a lot of other sourcesā€¦

having said that, i think i know my boy wazir better than most because iā€™ve played mumbai more times than any woa level by a significant margin. it would, however, be painful to rip in to the best hitman target of all timeā€¦

hmmmā€¦

iā€™m probably making the wrong move here but, unless thereā€™s any objection, iā€™m gonna have to be wazir, i think.

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For some reason, I thought youā€™d pick the first one, but I got no objections. :+1:

You want to go first or after me?

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wazir is my boi though :slightly_smiling_face:

show me what you got!

this might be a two parter.

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Really sorry guys unexpected stuff came up, I canā€™t promise iā€™ll have time to do it soon, very sorry.

Itā€™s all good, take care of whatā€™s important.

Yeah, thatā€™s all good, no worries.

If someone else would like to step up in the meantime, Iā€™ll be waiting as Ort-Meyer.

@Screaming_Meat

ā€œAnd hereā€™s another lost soul who thinks he has the skill to come in for the kill. At first I was feeling the chill, thinking heaven and hell had finally joined wills trying to collect on the bill, but those arenā€™t the shoes you fill so you gotta climb a mighty big fucking hill, all to find out youā€™re nowhere near as ill and about to be grilled as your blood spills, just for the thrills.ā€

ā€œJust a reminder, but werenā€™t you the pathfinder who led the pirate raids that put your crew through the meat grinder? Tsk,tsk,tsk. So Idealistic for radical change yet not quite realistic to put it within lateral range, just a former leader of a bunch of bottom feeders, captain of the bullshit eaters.ā€

ā€œThe Maelstrom title use to be an idol and vital while homicidal, but without your crewā€™s recital, you just sit idle and nearly suicidal.ā€

ā€œSo you started to decay until you finally met Lucus Grey, who molded you out of clay into his dumb little bitch who now obeys, because clearly he saw you as a worthless stray, why else would he leave you in Mumbai on display for a Hitman to slay.ā€

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woo lad. that was cuttingā€¦ and kind of polite? great job.

i best get my game face on. :+1:t4:

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Thanks! I always try to write the raps in accordance to the character, and both you and Fritz_Fuchs always seem to make me work a bit harder. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Damn, you managed to keep the rhyme scheme going longer that I thought possible with each verse. You must be the cameraman obeying the director, because that was a cut.

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@Nazareth

ā€œIā€™m Wazir Kale,
donā€™t beg me for mercy,
My legacy is living on in your head rent free.
Iā€™m faster than Ali
brighter than Diwali,
Your story ends here because Iā€™m the finale.ā€

ā€œI see youā€™re telling me
my own biography
with ostensibly unnecessary arbitrary commentary.
Made my point for me
So damn perfectly
That the only thing that matters is the power of your legacy.ā€

ā€œYouā€™re a cut-rate Rasputin
fresh from a shooting.
Abusing your ability
to elude execution
Of your rivalā€™s reprisals,
projectiles from rifles,
with only a sharp suit and those empty side-smiles.ā€

ā€œWhile a useful asset
One I wonā€™t soon forget
I regret my mindset
Will reveal the true threat
you wonā€™t ever sidestep,
with your sub-intellect:
Just keep an eye out for my stationary set.ā€
:eye: :pen:

ā€œBut seriously,
itā€™s kind of funny to me,
For all your legendary
Dodging of the cemetery
you canā€™t truly see
Whatā€™s so obvious to me:
You amount to nothing more than an assassinā€™s test dummy.ā€

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Raw and rugged, Wazir Kyle is in the building. I especially like the eye/pen pun, nice touch. :+1:

You think youā€™re still up for round 2? Itā€™s all good if youā€™re not. :ok_hand:

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Ok, so far @Nazareth has taken the crown each time, but for this one, @Screaming_Meat has the edge. While Fabaā€™s endless rhyme scheme was impressive, and Kaleā€™s seemed more like it really had to reach for it at times, Kale had bars that seemed clearer in where they were going and how they were meant to cut and burn. It was also funnier, taking pokes at Faba that genuinely earned chuckles, and thatā€™s not even counting the pen/eye joke.

All in all, while Faba had a better constructed rap, Kaleā€™s hit harder and got the job done more efficiently. I believe the trope Boring, but Practical may apply here, or perhaps Awesome, but Impractical for Fabaā€™s turn. Kale wins.

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cheers @Nazareth and @Heisenberg !

yeah, man. letā€™s do 2 :slightly_smiling_face:

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Alright, Iā€™ll get to work on it then. :grin:

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