Alright sure! Iāll let you start
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While I prefer Dexter as a character and opening with the āfuckfaceā line was brilliant, I gotta give it to Lorne. I was able to follow the flow in my head better and the bars just seemed a bit more natural, while Dexter felt like he had to reach a few times.
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Very much appreciate it! 
Although to be honest, looking back on it, Iām not so sure it was an entirely fair match up. We can talk shit about Dexter for days about his not so bright decisions and the forum already has.
But what is their to say against Lorne? Other than his blackmailing schemes, heās another successful Hugh Hefner with almost no dirt to dig up. Thatās just my two cents though, but thanks for your praise.
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that right there is a fair assessment.
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Weāre short on Wrath, but does anyone want to do a Deadly Sins ET Royale?
(Location Colorado training camp)
āRose.ā
āParvati.ā Please proceed, pretend Iām not here."
āNot a problem.ā
āI lied, it is a problem. Because Iām not new to this, Iām true to this, build entire coups for this, been born to this while youāre a scorn to this, probably watching porn while blowing your own horn to this, somethingās definitely amiss, but itās not this diss Iām laying on you like a slice of Swiss that taste like piss.ā
āSince you chose to oppose and weāre standing nose to nose, Iāll show you how I deal with foes, skills with my blade cutting up your clothes so I can have you better pose to look like one of my hoes, making a brand new Rose, as the saying goes.ā
"Iām not on par with what Alma sees so far: The wannabe star from Star Wars named Starkiller, an extra from Michael Jacksonās Thriller, thinking you gorilla when youāre barely pillar and all you did was just fill her, youāre a joke like Ben Stiller.
āFor clarity, leave the training dexterity to me, stick with your barbarity like blowing up more little kids at a charity.ā
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Not clear on what you mean.
Iād assume what Dust means is battles between the new 7DS themed ETs, or against other targets. So far weāve got 6 (or 7 if you count the Procurers separately) of them:
- Kody Haynes - The Collector
- Joanne Bayswater - The Iconoclast
- Terrence Chesterfield - The Liability
- Philo Newcombe - The Heartbreaker
- Jack Roe, Robert Burk - The Procurers
- Allison Moretta - The Ascensionist
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Yes, thatās what I meant. Though Wrath is conspicuously absent til November.
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Are Custom Targets also allowed? Iād like to play as Derek Endura, my fifth Elusive Target Mod, since Endura also appears as Character in my Secrets of the Unknown Novel, so I already know one or two things he would say.
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Hard to say for sure but Iām not opposed to trying it, but youāll need to post his full bio so whoever your opponent is can understand who he is. 
In the SotU Timeline he managed to quit smoking someday and there was no hit on him, so he could appear in SotU.
And thatās Hitman Universe Briefing:
Derek Endura has been a Sanguine worker since itās inception. An old friend of Viktor Novikov, he was the overseer of the IT section of the organisation. With a deadpan and sarcastic sense of humor and a killer work ethic, Derek has been highly praised for his work. As the years went by, Derek started a small smoking habit that eventually spiraled Derek into near bankruptcy. Our client, Sanguine, has recently found out that Derek has been selling trade Sanguine secrets to their rival fashion company, Branche, to finance his heavy smoking habit. They have confronted him and demoted him several times, to little avail. Because of this, Sanguine has issued a contract on him to stop Derek once and for all.
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I hate to nitpick but committing Insider Trading would grounds to fire him and even imprison him, but if Sanguine wants him dead, who is 47 to turn down easy money. 
They couldnāt fire him, since they donāt know how many Secrets he still has ready to sell. In addition to that, itās maybe also a weird way of mercy, since he smokes himself to Death anyway.
Could use a bit more info but I can work with this. Iāll take your guy on after I finish my current match.
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"Itās true, since your birth you only have known war, but I am the one who held open the door
For you to fight for whatās right, to help you because a warrior is nothing if they donāt have a cause.
You were left by your boss when you lost your left arm and ended up here with me in this farm,
So maybe consider toning down your attitude and maybe use some energy showing me some gratitude."
"You once were a sharp knife, since rusted and blunt, and like all things disordered, a real affront
To the beauty of order, to all that is pure, so no wonder you work near a pit of manure.
Donāt fret, Iām here to fix that, fix every precise little mismatch,
With attention to detail and dedication Iāll fill my men with the inspiration
They need to be sharp, steady, like clockwork, so you can sit at your desk and stick to your clerk work."
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Wow, choosing this latest one his hard. Parvatiās over-all flow and bars where harder, but the ending was pretty weak. Roseās was weaker all-around, but stayed consistent, and the pile of manure line was a pretty good boost. Eh, imma have to call this one a draw for now. Iāll probably pick a favorite later upon a second read.
Ok, whenever an opportunity comes up, Iād like to be Ort-Meyer.
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Looks like youāre getting the hang of this, solid work. 
You ready for round 2? No problem if youāre not.
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I think Iād rather try another character if thatās okay, Iām keen on doing Athena Savalas next
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Thatās cool. Heisenberg wants to do Ort-Meyer if youāre interested in taking him on as Athena Savalas.