YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE FROM ME??? AND MY SHIPPING POSTS??? I CAN’T HOLD A FUCKING CANDLE TO WHAT IOI DID
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It’s day 3 of H3 and my wife WILL NOT let me play. She’s watching some show on Netflix about a necklace robbery. Yes, we only have one television. We live in a 1250 sq ft condo and we agreed no TV in the bedroom when she first moved in (thankfully we both wanted it that way so no trades had to be made).
She said “you have played non stop since you got off work on Wednesday, 47 needs to take a nap” 
On top of this she REFUSES to read English subtitles so we’re watching the French show with an English dub over, which I can not stand.
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No, man. She’s playing that one mission story on The Ark Society!
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I had to bargain with the wife for time to finish the game. She’s playing Ass Creed and that fucking thing just keeps going. We’re an all assassin household lol
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The perfect couple, one’s into Hitman and the other one into Assassins Creed 
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That would be a rad couples Halloween costume. You as 47 and her as whatever those guys are called. Or if she’s ballsy she should go as 47. I know this is off topic but I love Halloween and specifically couples costumes. I think about costume ideas no one else might do all the time. 2 years ago my wife went as a Federation Starfleet captain (TNG uniform since she’s got the body for it) and I went as an imperial Grand Moff. Whenever someone got super excited and said something like “oh cool idea” we were ready with “yea were a NERD couple, she’s StarWars and I’m Star Trek.” They would get butt hurt and go to correct us and then we’d tell them we were kidding and we knew which of us was from with star series.
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If we were going to do a couples costume, I’d be out searching for black opera gloves 
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German Article about @Frote7 Dubai Speedrun, congratulations! showed up in my recommendations 
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I wonder how speedrunners can figure out a map so fast, that is as much impressive as speedrunning, I saw @Frote7’s 17 sec record on YouTube and I was like a ? mark and was very impressed, in comparison (not really) first time I played Dubai I used over 1 hour (1 h 40- 50 min, I have to check) to get SA .
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Recently got new art made by the awesome artist Rose Foster (https://twitter.com/nocontextdraw/status/1352085158745223168), as a gift from a friend. My Ursam Bearmon dressed as Phobos from Quake 3 Arena!!! Pretty special thing because I loved that game as a kid and indeed, Phobos was of the hardest foes to face on Nightmare difficulty, even if he was of the first combats you faced.
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Picked up some new decor for the bedroom. Ads from magazines when the games first came out:
Also have Codename 47 and Contracts, but ran out of frames
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I’ve just realised that I joined HMF halfway through university and at this point I’ve probably written more about Hitman on HMF than I did during the whole of my degree about my subject should just write a book at this point
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As I still can’t play the last mission in H3, I decided to start cooking. Making my favorite tomato sauce. It’s now simmering for the next few hours. Smells delicious!
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Well then you have to join the conversation and share pics here. What are you eating or cooking?
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Will definately share a picture there (and maybe my recipe).
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Like can’t play it as in “can’t bring yourself to finish it because then it’s over” or “the game fucking bugged out and I literally cannot proceed?”?
Like «can’t connect» to play online. Not the only one according to countless topics here on HMF.
I got whiplash watching that.
Balls. That sucks
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Welcome most honorable Visitor, every pleasure is available inside.
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