Things About Hitman You Just Found Out

Well since all those guests can see you climbing out of the coffin and it breaks SA it’s only ever gonna be useful if all of them are targets, and even then the KO’d guy would have seen you as well so he’d have to be taken out too :x

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To test it you could go to contracts mode, pick Sapienza, do it to the priest, have someone see the body and then knock that guy out and kill the priest

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I don’t think it would work, as the priest would have to be a target and things that make “accidental KOs” such as bananas don’t work that way when they’re used on targets (they act as “regular” KOs). But it might work if the guy who finds the body is the target instead. Although there’s not much point to do this as it would only be interesting to get the priest’s disguise without KOing him, but since there’s a free priest disguise in the church basement…

Edit: nevermind it won’t work if the guy who finds the body is a target either, as the priest would have seen you either way :x

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This exists in Colorado, apparently

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Yep i heard some parts of this and i was confused and laughing every time!

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Yeah. Reminds me a bit of the improvised “interdimensional cable” bits in Rick and Morty.

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I was actually gonna say that but about this one

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With this track backing it…

Maybe it’s Kane & Lynch Dog & Cat Days. :thinking:

Edit: And Disease! :face_holding_back_tears:

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Where can I buy a “The Class” t-shirt?

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I just read on https://hitman.fandom.com that Akira Nakamura was the main targets of a an unreleased mission, called “Malpractice”.
It would be nice if all the unrealeased missions could be released in Year 3. I’m thinking also to that mission where we should kill Caruso brothers

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Isnt malpractice a modded mission @Kevin_Rudd made?

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Not so much “made” as it was restored (because it was cut from the game). Like he did with ‘The Brothers’ ET.

Eh, I assume.

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Well, fandom Wikia likes to mix custom and official stuff together. Recently, they added some unofficial escalations from Peacock (althought they have no pages yet).
But interestingly, there was an unreleased Escalation on Hawkeye’s Bay called The Tangaroa Compensation
This makes me think that it was meant to be either released in H2 for those who did not have Golden Pack, or in Season 3 and they wanted to make it so that people could get Jaeger 7 Tuatara, althought its name is different. There were also 2 in Season 1: The Achilles Proposal and The Holcraft Vendetta.

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Pardon me for using your pic, BP. But looking at the label on this bottle of pills strikes me as funny. The idea, that is. Torvik - a reference to the Elusive Target. :grinning: Then look at the ‘LETHAL’ description. Yet there are multiple pills inside the bottle. Like, who would such a prescription be made for? A nearly immortal person that just finally wants it to all end and needs a little help? One pill isn’t enough so you need like 30 of them?

I know. 47 would be dumping the whole bottle in whatever. So a better description might be “Lethal in high doses” as a warning – not a specific feature for each tablet. Take 2 and call a mortician in the morning. :grin:

Edit: Just to be clear. I’m not laughing at the idea of ending one’s self (or another person). Just the description of what the pills do and the fact there are many of them in one bottle.

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And i’m trying to best seperate that as much as I can; mark my words.

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As a person playing through Spiderman remastered, all I can hear is Spidey just trying to sell me cars to pay for rent.

Maybe the drug isn’t used for anything other than killing people? Like when 47 dumps it in a coffee cup it’s not an abuse or over dose of something a normal doc prescribes to patients. It’s only sold to shady govt agencies like the GRU and the CIA?

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lel, that’s incorrect

I’m flattered tho

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Not so much something I just found out, but rather something I just realized: the two targets in the ICA training missions are representative of a large portion of the targets that would appear over the life of the WoA trilogy. Kalvin Ritter was a thief and art dealer; how many goddamn art-related Elusive Targets would we end up getting? And Jasper Knight had a connection to Providence, having been a spy working for Janus. So both of the first two “practice targets” were big hints of what was to come as far as the type of people we’d be killing for the next few years.

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…I mean…

It’s a common motivation among rich socialites I’d expect. I don’t think that was set up as foreshadowing, rather than “People like art and will do illegal things to get it”

For a person who knows their lore, i’m surprised this, of all things, blindsided you.

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