The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[Franz]

Wiser Words have rarely been uttered!

By me, at least.

[H_I_T_M_A_N_Statue_F]

https://twitter.com/SsLHrmnsN/status/1471816026014822403?t=3Us5oOeV7ybGRkZNWhJeEg&s=19

Pretty funny vr moment ig

[hitman_guy]

[Norseman]

The real answer is Hitman 2 Christmas Game, a flash game from 2002. Still better then BM.

[Heisenberg]

Ok, why would Contracts of all games need to be remastered? That’s essentially what two-thirds of it is.

[Khakiasp]

you might wanna be careful calling contracts a c47 remaster around these parts

[Heisenberg]

Well, I did say “essentially,” and “two-thirds,” and I was careful to phrase it that way. The Contracts version of those missions were better anyway, with the exception of no car bomb in Rotterdam.

[MrOchoa]

@Heisenberg

, why would Contracts of all games need to be remastered? That’s essentially what two-thirds of it is .

Its half. 4 Hong Kong Missions, 1 Hungary and 1 Rotterdam. The other 6 are new ones.

And the “old” 6 are Remakes, not Remasters.
That is like the Scarface Movies, the Al Pacino one is a Remake with roughly the same Story Outline, but its not a Remaster of the original Movie.

@Heisenberg

The Contracts version of those missions were better anyway

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Urben]

[Heisenberg]

Ok, technically true, although I consider the asylum mission and biker mission to be part of that group even though we never saw them before, since they took place in the C:47 timeline, so I guess they were more expansions if anything. Then again, if I’m to follow my own logic, the whole of Contracts was just an expansion of Blood Money, so nevermind that, I guess.

At any rate, any “remastered” version of C:47 would be a remake at this point, as the first game is too far gone to simply update. Hence, “essentially.”

[Loner]

I don’t know why, but it get my nerves when I hear that Contracts it’s just a C47 remake. That game is way underapprecited IMO.

BTW, modern remake / remaster need to learn everything from Hitman Contracts.

[Kykyry3o]

Mem of this day folks

[Kykyry3o]

[YellowZR1]

I can’t see what meme this image represents, but it does make me feel like listening to this song again.

Hitman - Silvio Caruso Family Tape Music with Lyrics

[Kykyry3o]

FacePalm

[Danger_dog_guy_7]

[Jason_Portman]

I just realised I never listend to it carefully in over 5 years haha. Those lyrics are incredible.

I’m still blown away by the amount of original music this game has.

[Freezer]

[EvilGeniusRo]

Oh so that’s what it’s called

@EvilGeniusRo

Don’t have anything against bisexuals or the color purple (one of my favorite colors actually) but I really don’t like when something gets overused. For me it became the new “brown” from games on the PS3 / X360 era…

Similar to this

@EvilGeniusRo

I think every game company looks over their shoulder to see what other companies do instead of coming with something original and fresh so everything kinda blends together.
Similar to an old trope (not sure if it still exists) when every Asian girl was portrayed with purple highlights…

[MrOchoa]

Oh or the good ol blue and orange boxart/poster.