The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

My Eyes are up here, Mrs Burnwood

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He can feel it when someone is scrutinizing him…

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I thought about this as soon as the Sloth trailer dropped, and now I am plentiful sad it wasn’t the case. :disappointed:

edit Okay well he WAS just sitting down so haha close enough…

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You forgot “Titanus Ochoa”.

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Nobody thought this shit through.

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2016, 2, 3

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IO wanted it stay in the very same game, WB wanted to make sure it is understood as a new entity, Indie IO wanted to make sure it is not understood as WB’s entity. Maybe?

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If you think about it…

realization

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Until you reach Mastery Level 20 and lose interest :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Well naming hitman sequels have always been a bit of a headache.

Hitman Codename 47
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
Hitman: Contracts
Hitman: Blood Money
Hitman: Absolution
Hitman
Hitman: 2
Hitman: III

But hitman is far from the only franchise that name sequels left and right. Battlefield is one that really doesn’t know what to stick with.

Battlefield: 1942
Battlefield: Vietnam
Battlefield: 2
Battlefield: 2142
Battlefield: Bad Company
Battlefield: 1943
Battlefield: Battlefield: Bad Company 2
Battlefield: 3
Battlefield: 4
Battlefield: Hardline
Battlefield: 1
Battlefield: V
Battlefield: 2042

It’s all over the place.

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I think its harder to find a franchise with easy, logical numbering than the ones without.

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At least its alway “Battlefield:” and a Subtitle, even tho most of them are just Years. IO Interactive also added a Game Mode that is called “Contracts” just like the Main Series Title :grimacing:

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If you are the sort of person that can mistake Contracts Mode for Contracts then I think you would need a cognition test.

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@MrOchoa regularly mistakes Codename 47 as being the best Hitman game, so I’d say a general cognition test is perfectly in order… :stuck_out_tongue:

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Man Woman Person Camera Codename 47.

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My phone thinks Sterling Archer and 47 are the same person :joy:

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Because they are
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@Accidental_Kills98 it makes it just more annoying to google Stuff

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