Reminds me of this
1 Like
Diary of A Wimpy Hitman 3: The Last Contract(Pages #1 - #20)(The Full Fanfic)
So guys, this is the last installment of DOAWH fanfic series! This one took the most time and effort because of the drawings and highest page count so far. Thanks you so much for supporting this and being on this journey!
Enjoy!
Links to DOAWH 1&2(they were on the old forum but it’ll be down soon):
Edit - There’s a problem at page 6 which i forgot to edit out, it should go like “no way was i listening to him but I was curious…” sorry 
22 Likes
You forgot “IOs Storywriters”
6 Likes
The second they are a group, concept, or character in the Hitman-verse l’ll add it.
Or I’ll just make another one based solely on IO.
2 Likes
I still say it’s a meme, not a real contract 
What have you done @Shrodax?
.
7 Likes
Where is Erich Soders and the ICA?
Nope, it’s a real contract I made! I just finished playing through it. Got 5-star SA in under 30 minutes. 
2 Likes
Man, I just put this together after watching Rocky ll I couldn’t think of everything 
1 Like
Weapon of choice: Silver Ballas
16 Likes
“Follow the Constant’s train, CJ!”
21 Likes
Lucas be like, “…47? OOOOOOOOOOOHH my dog! Hahaha ha!”
I’m thinking, does anyone wanna see like an animated version of this scenario,
But with 47 as CJ and Lucas as Smoke? It’d be pretty funny
12 Likes
Ok lol give me a few days, it already seems pretty hilarious in my brain
8 Likes
Some jokes from Absolution cover users made back then.
By @Urben
Calling the person who made this. Forgot his/her name.
By @MSMPlayz
By @Beldingford
Who made this?!
By @TheContractor
21 Likes
27 Likes
That one was mine iirc.
11 Likes
Wow ok. I though a community about a game where you systematically murder people would be able to handle a bit of dark humor, but apparently not. Well, whatever. RIP my post. One person upvoted it and you can never take that away from me! [laughs, then starts quietly sobbing]
1 Like
