The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

reminds of the time a doctor insisted to see if i have down syndrome with my parents to see if i should be aborted lol

anyways i deleted it


Jokes ofc, but my day, sorry year, has been ruined

Another Pablo Escobar meme, ofc it’s all jokes and i don’t mean to offend ioi for making the right call. Might delete if it revives a negative view

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Club_Hitman

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Are you… bored or something?

It’s genius though and I love it, I’m just curious how you get the ideas for something like that :sweat_smile:

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waiting

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Hey look its Lucas Grey

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And that was last week. Here’s waiting for Freelancer now:

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No, they aren’t.
Alekine’s Gun is pure garbage, Hitman 3 it’s definetly the better one.

It’s a shame, the first two Death to Spies (both prequels of AG) were decent games, even if those were basically rip off of SA and Contracts.

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Its meant to be “the same” because the first game is a known knock off type Hitman game

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And Hidden & Dangerous 2.

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Yeah, I see your point : it’s only that AG it’s a really crappy Hitman rip off. Gameplay wise, it’s horrendous, and I dare to say even inferior not only to SA, but even to C47.
People complaining for Colorado really didn’t played the horrendous Cuba mission of AG, they’re even worse than Hidden Valley (not kidding there!).
I don’t really want to confront this huge pile of crap to any Hitman game. The DTS games, especially the second one, were way better.

And Mafia too, at last in the case of DTS 1.

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I agree the game is shit, i just looked at some gameplay and it looks horrendously shit. Im flabbergasted that anyone could make that… Thing!

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Every stealth game is inferior to Codename 47.

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C47 defining the stealth genre:

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That’s obviously undeniable, we know that!

Absolutely! The only stealth game where you kill your targets with M60!
But jokes aside, you can be a silent assassin even on C47, it’s only that most of times casualties are unavoidable.

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