Good thing that didn’t happen here. 
Imagine getting that very first shopping cart ever made, and while it has potential, it’s otherwise almost a total bust, so they keep making new carts to fix everything wrong with it, and two decades later it’s successors are lauded by the industry.
Can we all just agree Absoluion is the worst and all the other games are fine 
Nope, because I would say Absolution ranks above the first 3 games and below the other 4.
Although, credit where it’s due, Contracts holds the best mission and 47/Diana conversation in franchise history to this day.
By that logic, Absolution, which was unarguably a failure in a lot of ways and wasn’t warmly embraced, should have been the last game in the franchise. Reality is, such a big IP as Hitman will always have new entries until some corporate fuckheads decide that it’s not worth investing in. At least that’s my way of looking at it.
Point is taken. Not quite, but a contender, it is true.
What ways?
And perhaps it wasn’t quite as hated as people claim. Keep in mind, Hitman fans are not the only ones to have acceptable input on the series. Absolution seems to suffer from Nickelback Syndrome: everyone claims it’s terrible, everyone claims to hate it… so where does the financial success come from?
And yes, though it underperformed from what was hoped for, it was a financial success.
Can you gimps please take it to the appropriate thread?
All these things gave me an idea…
Introducing:
The Ultimate HitmanForum Slander
This made me laugh, thanks 
I agree with the rubber duck sentiment, we don’t need any more rubber duck items, and yet people in the forums keep asking for them (and so IO keeps following through on them). I think we are at the end of it now with the outfit (which compared to the weapons, isn’t that bad).
But I would prefer that in future games, if we get a rubber duck as an unlock, that it mainly sticks to just one item (and work like the duck in Codename 47 or the sack of gunpowder in this game, where you have to shoot it for it to explode).
Brilliant! Although I don’t think your Heisenberg is insufferable enough.
Ahh niiice. Ive been wanting to make one of these for a while. Good to have a part 1 to start off with at least 
Ochoa takes up like 25% of the memes there. We’re being overrun by one man!
Hey, we’ve all got that one thread. Have you seen my percentage of the posts in the Freelancer thread? Let @MrOchoa have this one.
I’ll take that as a compliment… 
