The Grand Theft Auto Series

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I feel like this thing deserves it’s own post:

The conversation between the 2 NPCs by the pool, I wrote it all down:

I’m not sure if this is a convo between Jason and an NPC or between 2 NPCs, an NPC is watching a vid on his phone, but it could continue to Jason instead or have a few lines belong to Jason:

- I’m just looking at this video Shanese posted on LifeInvader.

- Yeah, so Jay Noris can download your fucking brain and sell it to the chinese.

- Come on, not this shit again. And Jay Norris is dead, man.

- Oh yeah, he’s dead, is he? Just like there’s a country called Finland.

- What?

- And a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Bite my crank, tiny people with tiny nooses around their necks shoveling shit down our throats until we start to like the taste.

- Oh god he is off again.

- Don’t let those fuckers own you, smash that shit on the ground, break out of the fucking cage, am I right?

Edit: sorry it’s screwed the spoiler tag again

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I like Jason, I too think Mark Zuckerberg is going to sell my brain to China and that Finland is a total fabrication.

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I’m pretty sure that Jason is just a bystander, he was just listening, this convo is between 2 NPCs

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Well I like the NPC then.

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I miss when GTA had a dedicated belch/fart button.

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BuT gIrLs DoN’t FaRt

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They queef

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We already had female protagonists in GTA

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But that was when gamers actually played games. Now “gamers” just like to complain about every facet that doesn’t fit their viewpoint.

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Me looking what that is
Picture this: You’re in the middle of having super hot sex, totally lost in the moment, when your vagina lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like you had too many beans for lunch. Welcome to the wonderful, wild world of queefing.

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Well it’s official now. Time to revive this thread and start the hype train that is unstoppable, which is just like GTA V’s train! :train2:

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Gonna repost myself here…

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Just gimme a HD Remake of GTA 1 and 2

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Ha, funny cause when you mentioned C47 you only wanted a remaster for consoles. I think you explained that before, and I guess you probably very much don’t want a GTA 1 & 2 “DeFIniTivE EdItiOn.” :crazy_face:

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I mean, Codename 47 still holds up very well it just needs some little touch ups. But GTA 1 and 2 haven’t aged that well imo - their soundtracks are still amazing tho.

EDIT: also i just want to be able to play old games on current devices :man_shrugging:

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I’ve heard that the new game is gonna be set in Vice City, at least some of it, and while I like that because VC has always been my favorite setting, I’m not sure if I’ll like it the same not being set in the 80s. That was half the charm.

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Eh… too little too late if you ask me I can smell the shark cards and egregious online element.

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You forgot GTA+, which IMO will be something more bigger than now.

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oh jeeze… that really makes me… excited.

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We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you.

Are they referring to many years of announcing that trailers are coming? Sounds like the game is ages away tbh.

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