Some say we were the Winners of the Hearts 
The hearts of all the People who know to appreciate a good Beer, I’d hope 
I once heard a story,
“After WWI, the inflation rate in Germany was as high as people would’ve ordered two beers; Because the price could rise while drinking the first one”.
Before Corona i did the same more often than not, not because of the price but the sheer amount of Guests in my regular Bar.
Takes too long until you get served, so you order two beers. 
American Beatles, because America has always strived to swipe British pop culture.
I thought you’re talking about this. But come to think of it, they probably want to swipe hippie culture too.
No, that is a Beetle not a Beatle.
Check the spelling in your picture again. 
I didn’t even notice they ruined the pun. Once again Americans fail at British humour.
Although there is an interesting story behind them…
You know there are a lot of Paul is Dead jokes I can make about this.
Sadly this isn’t just a Ted Cruz thing, plenty of politicians have their campaign managers and affiliate groups buy their books en masse. It is a market manipulation tactic used to get your book on the NYT Best Seller List.
Also a friendly remind that Ted is an Ivy League educated Canadian pretending to be a Texan cowboy.
I’m quite aware of this tactic, it doesn’t change that I think very little of him and that I will laugh of the fact.
I don’t need any fancy excuses to make fun of Canada Cruz.
Canada Cancruz for President of Nambia!