Quartz Memes Maximizer - Featured Contracts Submissions Thread(closed)

Agents, attention! Agent 47 has become excessively obsessed with internet memes, causing mission styles to spiral out of control. The ICA is now launching a global search for the “Annual Memes Contract”!
All maps and all contracts types are allowed,just follow this rules:

  • No glitch or modded contracts.Include wemod and missions without contract mode
  • No auto-fail complications.Include speical exit that cause autofail
  • No contract that have more than 2 complications (to make contract fun to play)
  • submit contracts must have a reference meme
  • No explicit/copyrighted/politics/discrimination/other not suitable content.
  • for HCCE contracts,do not limit weapons or suits that needs deluxe edition,extra paid DLCs,ET unlocks or twitch unlocks

How to make a meme contract to submit?
Better be contract theme,like marking targets base the meme.In the title and briefing also will be good ,but in that case contract have to be fun.It Is possible to use a meme with celebrities,but do not make it obvious to a celebrity(like write the name straighty because copyright stuff),I find an artist to draw all thumbnails so you actually not need a ingame screenshots but need to tell be the meme you use,will re-draw all memes that get picked as thumbnails but characters in thumbnails will be 47 or ingame NPCs

To submit your contract please include the following:

  • Creator name:
  • Contract ID:
  • Platform:
  • Contract Title:
  • Contract Briefing:
  • Contract Details (screenshot with targets/kill conditions/complications,like fan made contract topic):
  • A short description of the contract (optional,just tell me why I should pick your contract as FC,how fit your contract and the meme):
  • Meme you reference: (MUST HAVE.with a picture or video link will be good,will base that draw thumbnails and check the meme you use is following rules)

Deadline to submit is 18th March, 1:00 PM GMT.(sorry for short time because need time to draw thumbnails)

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PC:

Steam44x44     Epic Games44x44

Contract Name
Author
Contract ID
1. There can only be one Bitterball 1-03-3612697-37  Steam
2. Feed the kitty Fenixsandr 1-34-2559557-29  Epic Games
3. I wish you well Fenixsandr 1-07-8646660-29  Epic Games
4. The starfish’s problem Bitterball 1-11-6871249-37  Steam
5. Remote work Fenixsandr 1-02-6112392-29  Epic Games
6. Dirty box Fenixsandr 1-26-3776320-29  Epic Games
7. “Stonks” Bitterball 1-24-2578510-37  Steam
8. The Silent Protectors magicdave94 1-12-7527791-84  Steam
9. Coconut or sharp? Fenixsandr 1-26-2646960-29  Epic Games
10. I need to use the bathroom Melusca 1-18-0430185-63  Steam
11. Microscopic-Devices, Kid! Tetrafish_21 1-30-1776138-21  Epic Games
12. Florida Man: Gator-Less and Furious ChRoNiCSmk305 1-11-2577920-96  Epic Games
13. Hedgedoh magicdave94 1-33-7294287-84  Steam
14. The Unstoppables Fenixsandr 1-26-6225220-29  Epic Games
15. Superfan Calls the Shots ChRoNiCSmk305 1-15-1745639-96  Epic Games
16. This is fine… Tetrafish_21 1-09-4867474-21  Epic Games
17. Morshu’s Quest getro_gamer 1-06-8651693-71  Epic Games
18. Makeup Clowns magicdave94 1-02-6014024-84  Steam
19. Reign of Lunacy ChannelJoined 1-11-2786782-51  Epic Games
20. Pyromania Fenixsandr 1-08-8409309-29  Epic Games
21. Dual Contract - Red vs Green Druid Forest 1-04-3591540-96  Epic Games
22. I Studied The Blade SASO 1-21-5988299-67  Steam
23. Coffin Dance Jacques_31 1-03-3120019-44  Epic Games

PlayStation:

PlayStation44x44

Contract Name
Author
Contract ID
1. My Target Practice Vlog Zubin47 2-09-7066029-31
2. Blank Meme Templates Zubin47 2-11-1554270-31
3. FIRE FRENZY VickS 2-08-3383945-40
4. Stop, Drop and Rickroll teddyfilmore 2-21-6069380-84
5. Never Miss a Lesson Mich TRC 2-11-5140220-81

Xbox:

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Contract Name
Author
Contract ID
1. Shark Attack! linux_penguin 3-26-1871687-02
1-26-2611834-43  Steam
1-26-7492098-98  Epic Games
2. Viktor Novikov’s Good Day gamesquad186 3-02-7108026-65
3. The Rizz Queen Ozzygrl 3-08-6138278-69
4. Lies turn into unfortunate accidents Ozzygrl 3-28-8049908-69
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I made one.
Creator name: Bitterball
Contract ID: 1- 03 - 3612697 - 37
Platform: PC (Steam)
Contract Title: There can only be one.
Contract Briefing:


Contract details:

Meme im referencing:

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Creator name: Fenixsandr
Contract ID: 1-34-2559557-29
Platform: Epic
Contract Title: Feed the kitty
Contract Briefing:



No complication. Just a simple quick contract with full discretion.


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Creator name: Fenixsandr
Contract ID: 1-07-8646660-29
Platform: Epic
Contract Title: I wish you well
Contract Briefing:





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More FC submissions! :raised_hands:
It’s great to see Year 5 is starting off strong on this front!

Very unique idea @Quartz_tan , love it :grin:

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Decided to make a second submission
Creator name: Bitterball
Contract ID: 1 - 11 - 6871249 - 37
Platform: PC (Steam)
Contract Title: The starfish’s problem
Contract Briefing:



Meme im referencing:
( Asked if this was fine. So as long as I didn’t write “spongebob squarepants” in any way, it was. )

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Creator name: Fenixsandr
Contract ID: 1-02-6112392-29
Platform: Epic
Contract Title: Remote work
Contract Briefing: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WORK FROM HOME WITHOUT DISTRACTION.


targets:

The second target is in Dalia Margolis’ room.

The contract can be fulfilled while in a room with a vampire disguise. I recommend using the rare ica tripwire mine bomb.(no need to press the button, just put a coin under the chandelier and set the mine correctly).





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Well, one of mine sprung to mind when I saw this…

:shark: :laughing: :shark: :laughing: :shark: :laughing: :shark: :laughing: :shark: :laughing:

Creator name: linux_penguin
Contract ID: 3-26-1871687-02 (also on Steam 1-26-2611834-43 and Epic 1-26-7492098-98)
Platform: Xbox
Contract Title: Shark Attack!

Briefing

A catastrophe recently struck a recent guest at Haven, as her partner was seemingly dragged underwater by a shark. In reality, this was Anah Bajaj, gun-for-hire of Swedish-Maldivian descent, performing a hit set by Cindy McEnroe. Also complicit was the lifeguard on duty, Chanthavong Chantrea, who temporarily kept the truth under wraps. Haven administration has discovered the truth, and wishes to set things right through some “competent lifeguarding” while McEnore is still on the island.

Contract Details:

Contract Description:
Well this guard on Haven sounds like Blahaj, that iconic shark from Ikea who sits atop my keyboard and inspired me to make a contract out of him. This Haven blahaj however was up to no good and will soon be sleeping with the fishes in a more morbid way. There’s many ways the blahaj has been memed, but if there were one way it would fit Hitman, it’d have to be the one where the fella’s dressed for a suit only run. Too bad blahaj won’t be getting suit only on this one, but given there’s a couple ways to get that disguise, both easy and quick, I think it adds to the fun.

Reference:

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This meme? I thought you reference sharknado :joy:

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Creator name: Fenixsandr
Contract ID: 1-26-3776320-29
Platform: Epic
Contract Title: Dirty box
A simple contract with one target. You have to correctly distract the target and drop it down next to the dirty laundry box (that’s why it’s called a contract). The problem is to direct the target at the right angle.






Memes: Wojak vs Pepe

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Decided to make a third one. ( Unrelated, but I ate 3 bitterballen yesterday. )
Creator name: Bitterball
Contract ID: 1 - 24 - 2578510 - 37
Platform: PC (Steam)
Contract Title: “Stonks”
Contract Briefing: You’d think crashing the stock market wouldn’t be very… “stonks”.
Contract Details:


Short description: New york is the only map where this meme works. The investment banker disguise lets you crash the stock market somewhat easily.
Meme im referencing:

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  • Creator name: magicdave94

  • Contract ID: 1-12-7527791-84

  • Platform: Steam

  • Contract Title: The Silent Protectors

  • Contract Briefing:
    These soldiers have failed in their duties to protect the people on Santa Fortuna, staying silent on the payroll of the cartel.
    Time to throw the book at them. Make sure it’s a sharp one.

  • Contract Details (screenshot with targets/kill conditions/complications,like fan made contract topic):

  • A short description of the contract (optional,just tell me why I should pick your contract as FC,how fit your contract and the meme):
    A fairly simple contract offering freedom of what disguise, where to start/finish (2 targets near spawns/exits with one in the middle) and what weapon to throw.
    The targets offer some challenge of how to eliminate them however as they are in public/restricted areas (1 in the bar, 1 in the militia mini-base near the bus stop; 1 in Martinez’ hacienda)

  • Meme you reference: (MUST HAVE.with a picture or video link will be good,will base that draw thumbnails and check the meme you use is following rules)

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Sorry is it something about politics ? Then I won’t pick the contract and the contract like that…

@Quartz_tan, I’d like to clarify. Where should the meme be referenced, in the Suggested contract image, in the briefing, in the title, in the situation in the contract itself? Is it possible to use a meme with celebrities, trollface of any kind? Do I understand correctly that you will use both a screenshot from the game and the meme image together?

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Better be contract theme,like marking targets base the meme.In the title and briefing also will be good ,but in that case contract have to be fun.It Is possible to use a meme with celebrities,but do not make it obvious to a celebrity(like write the name straighty because copyright stuff),I find an artist to draw all thumbnails so you actually not need a ingame screenshots but need to tell be the meme you use,will re-draw all memes that get picked as thumbnails but characters in thumbnails will be 47 or ingame NPCs

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Uh it is not political to my knowledge, but I don’t know anything about politics. Sorry if it is.
I’ve only ever seen it used generically eg.

I have some other ideas anyway though :+1:

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When is the submission deadline? Edit: Didn’t see it. :sweat_smile:

I have an idea, but not sure if it would qualify since it references another video game. A game that spawned a number of its own memes. I can’t decide if I should make direct references or borrow exact phrases/lines, or have words that are similar but not exact matches.

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The submission deadline is the 18th of march

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