Player-Made Elusive Contracts (All Platforms)

I literally have no idea where to find apples, apricots and bananas besides that fruit bowl in the interrogation room, and at the same time, I do not want to find them in End of an Era.

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You could always take a trip to hitmaps!

Just remembered the meaty bone. I won’t add that though as it’s probably not cooked yet and IIRC donating all items should give you exactly 20,000

I’m quickly going to list all item locations so that everybody has a fair advantage.
Bananas: Level -1: 1 in Tier one security, 1 in the Resting Capsules

Apples: Level 5: 1 in the kitchen
Level 2: 1 in the fruit bowl
Level -2: 1 in the break room

Apricots: Level 1: 2 in the restaurant
Level -1: 1 in the Vetting area

Soap: Level 2: 1 in the Recruitment Station bathroom
Level 1: 1 in the laundromat

Coin: Level 1: 1 in the OK Karaoke, 2 in Zhaos’s Apartment
Level 0: 1 by the staircase close to OK Karaoke, 1 in the arcade

Blueberry Muffin: Level -3: 1 in the vents

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Forgot to mention that these don’t count, whoops. Thanks for the list!
Otherwise you’re just being cruel.

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Looks crazy, I’ll recreate this in a sec. :grin: Good luck everyone.

Recreated for PlayStation: 2-30-9854293-81

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PC ID: 1-30-8375828-94
Btw for the spreadsheet, @TheContractor was actually the winner of the contract The Imposter. :wink: Speaking of him, I hope he’s ok, he hasn’t been here for a good while.

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Thanks @linux_penguin , night sorted. Looking forward to it.

Awesome contract.

I followed the rules

Time 11:16 5 stars
163,726 + 1 Apple (2000) + 1 Apricot (2000) + 2 coins (1000x2 =2000)
=169,726

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Bonus objectives are fine and all, but wouldn’t getting these items just increase the amount of time you’re in a level? I feel like the point values are too low to make up for long playthroughs.

Also, maybe I missed it, but where are the drop-off points?

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Yeah the points have always been low but it’s a fun scavenger hunt.

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Yeah, I should probably add 500 to all of them.
@ColdDayInHell you now have 169,726

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I followed the rules.
163,420 + 2000 + 2000 = 167,420 points

Also technically cooked a meaty bone, do I get some extra points for that? :joy:

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Alright, combined with the soda cans I’ll give you 2,306 points. You’re now tied :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Just got round to watching this, and you placed the food on the ground! So rude!

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I was in a rush. At least I didn’t drop it!

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This is exactly the point I brought up when I first joined this thread. In some of these contracts, the points lost in time severely outweigh the points gained by these side objectives. Sorry @linux_penguin, but I’ll be only going for the targets this time. There are already too many targets to even think about the side objectives :stuck_out_tongue:

This is all you need to know about my run:

I started as block guard, lured the first guy in to the corner and shot him, neglected to move the body for some reason (which then got found). I took out the targets on the top floor fine, gave the journalist an IV kick then went looking for food.

As I went downstairs, I got spotted by an enforcer and had to leg it. I took out the final guard and deposited a single apple to feed Chongqing’s sizeable homeless population.

I honestly don’t know what happened as I’m normally pretty good at Chongqing.

I think I might be in the running for worst score ever?

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Does “Mission Failed” mean nothing to you? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ha, to be fair, getting gunned down in a blaze of glory and failing might have been a better outcome than finishing this monstrosity of a run :rofl:

Worst completed mission score maybe?

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“Headhunting Assassin”

IOI’s version of “EVERYONE GETS A MEDAL!!!1111” :rofl:

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