Hitman Moments In Real Life

Yeesh.

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Aren’t these prop guns only lethal at really close range?
Should test in Curtains Down.

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Jesus Christ, just like Bruce Lee’s son, Brandon


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Isn’t it a bit ghoulish to be doing this? I don’t think it has been a full day yet since the story broke. A real person died in a horrific accident, one other person was injured, Alec Baldwin is under investigation and everyone else is probably still horrified at what has happened.

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Wasn’t aiming for ghoulishness on my part, tried to get that across by leading with a “Yeesh” because I absolutely agree that it’s just a grim story all round, and obviously horrific for everyone involved and their loved ones - wishing nothing but love to those caught up in this tragedy.

Apologies if this is a case of “too soon”, because I genuinely wasn’t trying to be salaciously poring over the horribleness of what’s happened; just felt it worthy of a mention since the circumstances are SO reminiscent of that iconic Blood Money moment (absent the non-existent fictional assassin, obviously - this is clearly a tragic accident rather than a devilish murder) - aiming to observe/remark rather than feast on this, and I’m sorry if I didn’t make that clear enough in my post.

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I mean “too soon” is subjective and varies depending on what has happened. I personally think we could have waited for a clearer picture of what happened before immediately going on about how it is like Hitman.

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No worries, it was very clear.

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Oh boy, I can see how this is whole idea is going to likely go overboard for people on both sides of the “too soon” opinion.

Someday there’s gonna be a news story released about a twelve year old girl who pushed her paraplegic, wheelchair-bound veteran uncle with an eyepatch out a window during a heated argument, and then tries to run and hide afterward but ends up getting electrocuted because she stepped in a puddle of water near the power outlet where her mother is charging the battery on her vibrator, and 29 seconds after the story breaks on Twitter, someone will come to this thread and post about it, and it will in fact be too soon, and yet will be so hilariously close to a real life Hitman moment that, really, what the hell else are we supposed to do!

Link isn’t working in my post from earlier
 here’s a YouTube link that should work.

He disarms that guy faster than 47 can do it!

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“People tend to see uniforms, not faces.”
Or in this case they saw a dude with a lanyard badge around his neck.

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I just saw this on uberhumor and my first thought was “Rico?”
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Invitation To A


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don’t know if this counts enough, but on the Kiseru (a japanese pipe) wikipedia page, the picture of it resembles an item unlock in Hitman

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It’s almost like they used the nonexistent pipe from the game as the stock photo.

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Another blunt mĂȘlĂ©e unlock?!?
Or can you use it as a blowpipe? What does Wikipedia say?

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Amateur.

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Kronstadt I guess

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Watching Africa Cup Quarterfinals. And there’s a player called Sonko. Reminded me to play a few SONKO-contracts again soon:
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Hearing the Terminus Hotel maid (Absolution) exclaim “Oh the people in this town! It’s sad, really.” definitely reminds me of how I tend to get in real life due to people becoming stranger as I get older.

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