Hitman Moments In Real Life

A comic about the Escobar Hippos.

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A Formula 1 Grand Prix is being organized for the very first time in…

Miami!!

As to how they got the idea, I have no doubt.

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The track is pretty good too! Usually the so called “car park” circuits leave a lot to be desired but this one is less of a car park circuit and more of a semi street circuit on park roads like Montreal or Melbourne. Zero elevation change, but it’s got a really challenging middle sector. Im hopeful for a great race today (I’m a huge f1 fan). They also have a higher % of hospitality areas than most races and some of them are themed (one is PAINFULLY a fake marina with boats in it kinda like Monaco. The various areas all with their own tickets/invitations needed would make for a pretty good level :joy:

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I was watching it live today and it was surreal :sweat_smile:

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Even Norris’ crash looked familiar

https://youtu.be/B8bl2FTfPOI

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I always wanted to tell this story, but didn’t see an appropriate thread until now…

4 years ago, December 2017, I was in Hokkaido training with the Japanese Army (as a guest), and one of my eyes got very bloodshot… when I was checked out I had a very high fever, and ultimately they took me to a hospital in Hokkaido… but despite numerous tests, I didn’t have a specific illness and after a day or so the symptoms all went away…

The irony was thick to me though that I was at a Hokkaido hospital with a mysterious virus :laughing:.

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Dude, at that point, I’d think God, or Karma, or Fate, or Something, was fucking with you.

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The fake marina was a little much for my tastes but the race was fun. That Lando Pierre crash at least gave the Ferrari a second chance to pass and so gave us some interesting laps at the end.

Sadly I did not see 47 anywhere on tv :joy:

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Someone named Hong Lee from the finance department of the company I’m working at will visit our workplace tomorrow. I wonder if he’ll have a big bodyguard with him.

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Sssshhh, I’ve heard the last guy who talked to much about him is still locked up in the basement :shushing_face:

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“… Let the sounds and lights of your surroundings caress your minds and spirits on this journey.”

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I am surprised you didn’t call attention to the fact that this is around the eight oligarch to die under somewhat suspicious circumstances this year alone.

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Taylor Swift’s security guard that dressed up as a graduate to blend in feels pretty Hitman-ish. in fact, the way he’s next to her reminds me of how elusive targets’ bodyguards are. all he needs is the enforcer dot, heh

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Says something that he looks more authentic than Taylor.

don’t know about authentic, but he looks very focused. as any bodyguard or bald assassin should be.

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It’s the last day of the Swiss Economic Forum. With extensive coverage in the news. Today (the real) @Kevin_Rudd was a keynote speaker. When they talked about him in the radio I always expected some Hitman related stuff. Was a bit disappointed he didn’t deliver.

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Can you imagine the confusion on his face if someone asked him about the state of the Chongqing Noodle Massacre?

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Some journalist-friends of mine are there. I tell them to ask him about his thoughts on year 2 content so far.

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One of Bo Burnham’s new songs is just called “The Chicken”.

It’s a great song, but man, since the Bo Burnham subreddit is going crazy about it, every time the title is mentioned my brain does a double-take.

“The Chicken is the best”. :flushed: “…song”

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