Famous quotes spoken by 47

Take any famous quote, either in real life or fictional, and image 47 saying it David Bateson’s driest, most withering tone. Sorry if there’s already a thread like this, but I don’t see one.

I’ll try not to take up too many.

“I am not a crook.”

“I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

“Thats no moon. It’s a space station.”

“I’ll be back.”

“You’re about to see some serious shit.”

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“You can’t handle the truth.”

“Show me the money.”

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

“I see dead people.”

“Why so serious.”

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Space, the final frontier…

about 30 seconds in…

Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

THERE’S NO JUSTICE. JUST ME.

Both of these are from the Discworld series which are very good books.

“Life isn’t just about passing on your genes.”

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Psh, personally, I always thought Snake was an idiot on that one.

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” would have been a nice final line to Ljudmila Vetrova just before killing her in the spa haha

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“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

”Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

That one’s funny, since according to the comic, 47 is the one who had the wall torn down.

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I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…

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I need to use the bathroom

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“I know words, I have the best words.”

I still can’t get over this :sweat_smile:

I feel like this copypasta would work great for 47’s voice if you cut out the petty insults and swears.

“I knew I had done something awful. I had killed love, before I even knew the enormity of what love meant” -Edna O’Brien

Nobody told me this had peanuts in it
asthmatic coughing

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My favorite 47 quote is when he said “its hitmanning time” and started hitmanin ging allovnet jsbbebksn r djix

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