Along a similar horror-esque vein: which would you rather receive a invitation to?
- A cottage in the forest
- A cabin in the woods
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I have to go with a cottage in the forest. I wouldn’t want hundreds of overseers spying on me and killing me with a family of zombie rednecks 
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A cottage in the forest. Yeah, there’d probably be fairies, some singing animals, a few princes and princesses, a witch, and maybe a troll or an ogre or two involved with that cottage and maybe a forest god with that forest, but rarely does anything permanently fatal occur.
A cabin in the woods, on the other hand… whole different ball game. If I’m on vacation, I don’t need anything involving rednecks, cannibals, zombies, viral infections, sharp objects, hockey masks and wood demons going on.
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You go to a cottage in the forest for whimsical Disney adventures with animals who dance and sing along to your exposition song about a prince.
You got to a cabin in the woods, like @bgyorok said, to get slaughtered while under observation.
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if it’s me, then the cottage in the woods. sounds more innocent.
only if I am 47 and Diana were to invite me to a cabin in the woods, would I say yes to that 
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twenty…youknowwhats
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Now for something morbid, because I’m bored: how would you prefer to die?
- Natural causes/old age
- Illness
- Accident
- Murder
- A natural disaster
- Friendly fire/hostage situation
- War
- The apocalypse/End of Days/Armageddon
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Gimme the end of the world anytime, because as an inherently selfish person, I don’t want the world to just continue on after I die. My time through this misbegotten universe has to end, why should anyone else get to continue on? Goddamn, I have issues.
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Apologies in advance for the long post.
Assuming I’m healthy, or relatively healthy… I chose Old Age/Natural Causes.
My father died… well, it was deemed by a coroner and (it) states on his death certificate as “Natural Causes”, but it was from an accident where his decline began. The last thing I heard was a call (just before I was about to leave to work the night shift) from the hospital that he had suffered a fall but was expected to be okay. When I got back home in the morning I find a note taped to my door saying to call the hospital in regards to my dad. It was a couple hours later from when I got that call… turns out he was not okay. It was a bit unexpected.
My mother on the other hand (back in 2007)? She had developed bone cancer. She suffered and fought for so long. For months she was on what would be her deathbed. There were numerous times we thought (whatever) day would be the day. The state she was in, the medications/drugs she had to take to manage her pain… I almost tear up just thinking about it.
This next thing I’m going to say - I don’t know how others will take it. But one day I was with her sitting in a chair next to her in her room. I thought to myself “I could kill her.” Which sounds unfathomably horrible. But the state she was in, how much she was suffering… It almost felt… or seemed like I’d be doing her a favor. Had I done it - I don’t even know if I could’ve handled it afterwards. And no telling what my father would’ve said or done. He didn’t believe in killing.
So to say I haven’t thought of anyone doing the same for me if I should ever get to such a bad state would be a lie. I mean only health wise, or maybe being mangled in a horrible accident, or just being in a vegetative state with no hope of recovery. If nothing can be done - go ahead and (as they say) pull the plug. But I supposed different situations can make it difficult to know what to do.
Another thing about my Dad… The last time I saw him, they had just moved him into a nursing home with the hopes of him making a recovery. I think he knew that if he stayed in there for so long - I’d have to put the house up to pay for his stay. He was covered by his insurance for up to… 3 or 4 weeks (I can’t remember). Anyway, I could swear he said to me “That thing you used to say about suicide doesn’t sound so bad.”
When I was a young/stupid kid, that didn’t realize what I was saying, I’d say “I’m so mad I could kill myself.” I was told not to say things like that… Now, I kinda wonder where I could’ve got the idea from. But I do wonder if whatever happened to my Dad wasn’t of his own doing. Maybe thinking he wasn’t going to get better. It’s something I’m sure I’ll wonder about the rest of my life. Or, the rest of my life here on Earth.
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i don’t intend on dying, so…
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Which types/genres of games do you enjoy watching others playing more than playing it yourself? 
- Action-adventure
- Multiplayer online battle arena
- Puzzlers and party games
- Real-time strategy
- Role-playing
- Sandbox
- Shooters
- Simulation and sports
- Survival and horror
- Other (please specify below)
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For instance, I sometimes watch streams/playthroughs or even family members playing horror games, because I normally aren’t brave enough for them. Plus, it’s usually funnier to see others getting jump-scared. 
Racing games, on the other hand, I always rather driving and racing on my own instead of speculating.
Pardon me that I can’t possibly list all genres of games above. So here’s the link of the info I referred.
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Probably everyone dies in case of an apocalypse/End of Days/Armageddon (or tja as Germans call it 
) so I won’t have to worry about my brother’s destiny.
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Screaming_Meat:
Heisenberg:
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tragically, some people do.
i’m defo not dying though. i’m, like, 100% sure of it.
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Have you learned nothing from our friend, Agent 47?
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i would like my body to explode like those explosion enemy types in videogames
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That’s a good one.
And I just realized that I didn’t include suicide on the list.
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i would not add it if i were you
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It’s too late to add it without redoing the entire poll.