Things About Hitman You Just Found Out

You can’t blame them. Why waste all the skins from the bodies in the morgue when you can instead reuse them to wipe someone’s posterior?

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Forbidden vellum toilet paper.

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i never knew james woods was in a film with fucker carlson.

When you think you have your period but it’s just the bleeding toilet paper

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I too hate when that happens. Silly TP should stop bleeding.

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That’s some Junji Ito shxx! I can image a manga Drew by him with this topic

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I always thought the boiler room was just empty and useless, but apparently big ol’ Monty and Chamberlin meet there if you’re waiting for them. If you’re somewhere else they won’t meet. Now the nearby crate makes more sense as well. Easy double kill.

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More interesting is what they talk about and why actually they meet there

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They talk about the other non-ICA guards, if they suspect them to be not legit club guards. I think one of the two says then the others think they are involved with the biker gang and there wont be any issues for the duration of their mission. Something like that.

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Agent Swan and Davenport also meet at the chill area and talk

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Yeah, idk what exactly triggers that though. That also doesn’t seem to offer a kill opportunity.

Loved that convo, davenport asks swan to go out for drinks after the job. Which gives a lotta character in a little amount of dialogue

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So IO has probably been updating the main page of the Hitman Website alongside the 7DS releases.
I don’t think I’ve ever visited the official site, so that’s news to me.

Look at this slick main page.

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Kinda cheesy that elements of the page move when you move your cursor. Reminds me of ~2005 flash games websites :laughing:

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all that updating the site and still no new official wallpapers

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And it’s still the same 4 promo images of Dubai from back in Summer of last year :weary:
Nothing from any of the locations announced since then.

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what a shame

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Not to mention all the Hitman season one updates road maps and info that was on the site back in the day :cry:

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Ahem

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