Things About Hitman You Just Found Out

I knew both the song and found the meme funny, but the debate has been entertaining too…

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Makes me wish we has usable pool cues in new trilogy. It would be funny to stab people through it like with saber (and it would be better to unlock than any of those reskins of saber we have).

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Bateson even recorded a special line for their use…

Chelsea Whitmore, the rich cheerleader that Ken Morgan’s bio says he defended and became famous with his affluenza defense, may be a dig at First Daughters. Chelsea is the name of former U.S. president Bill Clinton’s daughter, and Whitmore is the last name of the president in the film Independence Day. Because of the political and financial importance most U.S. presidents have even before they run for office, their children are more likely than the average child to grow up privileged and spoiled, and especially after their parent becomes president. Is this name a coincidence, or was IOI poking a bit of fun at presidential daughters when choosing such a name for such a backstory?

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I am 100 percent certain they just used Chelsea because it is a rich young woman name and Whitmore because it sounds like American Old Money.

I want to see a source for this assertion especially since the only poorly behaved first children I recall are Trump’s and it isn’t like Trump was the best father before entering politics.

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I’d like to introduce you to Joe Biden’s son Hunter.

Edit: Besides. Either President wasn’t in office before the character of Chelsea Whitmore was written up. So if you’re demanding a source - it won’t or shouldn’t be “sourcing” either Trump or Biden.

Like, back sometime in the 80’s (was it?) when he was a “blue dog” democrat? You know, hob-knobbing with the likes of the Clintons.

Hold it, we’re not going down that road. That is a matter that is still playing out, no matter what anyone says about it, and no one here should get into that until law enforcement has finished investigating. It’ll just create a big political argument drama that nobody wants.

I said more likely, I did not say it’s a definite thing, for one. For two, in regards to the Trumps, that’s while they were in office, and those were already grown adults, not kids. And I’m talking more about their growing up wealthy and privileged being more likely to make them that way, not being the child of a president in-and-of itself. The behavior of children of nepotism throughout history is my basis for that assertion.

But Biden has other kids who are and were better people than Hunter and Hunter was a skid even before Biden was even vice president. I am going to say Hunter isn’t the result of privilege so much as he is a result of substance abuse and if Joe had anything to do with how he turned out it would most likely be through his absence while Hunter was growing up.

I didn’t source Trump and you brought up Biden, I was asking for something that would definitively establish that First Children exhibit poor behaviour historically as a trend over time.

Trump had been registered as a Democrat back then yes but his entire time as a politician proves he isn’t much of one now even if you ignore how people can either A) say they are one thing and be another or B) change political opinions over time. Also that has nothing to do with what I even said unless.

For once I agree with @Heisenberg for once.

Well in that case yes privileged people will inevitably rear poorly behaved children in a lot of cases and that much is true. That still doesn’t mean Chelsea Whitmore is based on Chelsea Clinton and the behaviour of some First Children doesn’t establish a link since their behaviour isn’t even a result of said position exclusively.

I mean there are plenty of children of privileged people who raise kids who are decent. Sadly you don’t become a footnote in somebody’s story by being a decent person so the bad cases stand out.

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Holy shit, you just made a lengthy point-by-point response post in the style of Yours Truly, and I have no arguments to make against any of it. Wtf just happened?!

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Yo got a sign that you need to up your word count, boy!

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If you don’t kill Marcus and decide you actually want to be his bodyguard, he’ll say this when he reaches Cornelia and Lucy. The clip ends early but once he finishes talking you can tell Lucy there’s an issue at the exhibition and she’ll run off. Also Marcus skips the security room part of his cycle once you’re with him, which is neat.

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I present to you all, for the first time, THE BRIEFCASE WARP!

This glitch allows you to travel without your briefcase from your last blend in and warp it all the way to you when you perform an action animation.

How do you pull it off? Simple, you unholster and holster your pistol, when you fully exit the blend in animation 47 is able to travel without his briefcase.

ENJOY

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Can you use it to get past a frisk point? Maybe have a pistol in it and then drop the other pistol before heading to the checkpoint ? I also wonder what happens if the briefcase is discovered while you’re running around without it.

Cool find though.

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My Spanish friend told me recently that Alma means ‘soul’, which is a nice forboding name for a hitman target.

Things About Hitman You Just Found Out, more like Things About Spanish You Just Found Out

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You got me interested so I googled what Reynard means.

The answer is fox

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Soul fox, heh, like a kitsune

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You don’t need that method. Just approach a frisk point with an illegal item in your briefcase. Place it (not drop it) on the floor as close to the frisk point as possible. Get frisked, then pick up the briefcase and carry on your merry illegal way. :wink:

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Yea I know. I was just curious.

I don’t actually play with any of those “things that don’t make any sense.” All for people doing it of course. Whatever makes people happy, but for me muffin hopping a ledge was never part of my playstyle.

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I don’t know if this has been posted here before but if you shoot the front mansion gate open, two of the six guards there will show up outside of the gate, even if you step a bit close to the gate, they will only see you as if you’re trespassing but not a hostile area


(Excuse the fact that I took this with my phone and that I’m playing on Casual mode)

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Just found out (the other day) that *H3 on the Nintendo Switch is… Free? :thinking:

*Cloud version.

I didn’t get it since I already have it on PC, but I am curious as to what’s up with that. Unless it’s just the Demo and ICA Training facility… Then you can purchase all the other missions. I’m thinking - most likely.

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