The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

:musical_note: I saw you dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when I’m not with you


But then you saw me, caught you by surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye :musical_note:

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On getting elevators to work properly in games:

Valve

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IO Interactive

smart-thinking

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Every time I see a Wojack/Soyjack I feel like wanting to murder people indiscriminately.

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Found this on my computer from old forum:

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You’re into old-forum-meme mining as well? :laughing:

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Not exactly hahah I just have a lot of old memes saved, like this one if anyone remembers it:

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Okey they are in wrong order but it takes too long to fix and you probably can see what’s happening :smile:

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Nice to know that my memes are worth saving. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Post contains Rocco, perfect 10/10

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Hahah of course! Saved them before joining hitman forum so thank you for posting it back then, it got me interested in joining and be part of this awesomeness

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template by @IndianAgent47

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How every player listen in on conversations:

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47:

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47 looks a little too close in that pic. That guy is about to hit him with, “hey man, can I get a little privacy,” or, “I just need a few minutes to myself and then I’m done,” or, “stop being so immature; I’m going to go home and tell my wife how weird you were acting today.”

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Hahaha no bc it’s Hitman 2016 and npc don’t comment on your breath just by standing normally next to them just like any other npcs do, although in this case he did freak out about him crouching hahah

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@MrOchoa

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Yeah they think they can distract me from Codename 47 HD with starting 2 new Studios and a James Bond Game, but they are wrong :stuck_out_tongue:

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Them: Don’t be silly, you can’t hear pictures!

Me:

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:sunglasses:

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diana she–

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the worst, when it’s in featured contracts too…

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