The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

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You forgot one part:

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Therapist: Doctor Grey the vaccine injector is not real. Doctor Grey the vaccine injector can’t hurt you.
Doctor Grey the vaccine injector:


Screenshot by @WINNODD

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when every silhouette on the map is orange

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That’s the definitive Ochoa Chart, for now. I love it :heart:

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I’d pick 47 with either Doom Slayer, Kratos, or Steve (assuming he is in creative mode).

Doom slayer is a God that kills other Gods.
Kratos is a God that kills other Gods.
Steve is also a God in creative and can potentially do anything he wants.

And 47 is really good at hiding and killing without being seen but probably can only kill the humans who are not gods, better to have him with you and do very little instead of having him be the enemy.

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I made a mix of Joanne(The Iconoclast), DuaLipa and 47. This the first video I’ve edited, so your feedback is appreciated. It’s only 14 seconds.

The bang bang part’s original video

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you go to horny jail

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I do. I just noticed in my email that i’m no longer on hold so i can post again.

Aww i love that raccoon in the meme :slight_smile: :blush:. Oh man… sorry for being such a dick in the past. People here are really nice. I’m actually in school right now (English course :stuck_out_tongue: ), browsing HMF on my laptop.

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Good to see you back and improving yourself, Agent!

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Aww…Thanks, Man.
:smiley: :+1:

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When you’re psyching yourself up for your blind #TeamNoRestarts run of The Procurers, and Stadia just negs you until you lose confidence…

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Not mine. Found it on Steam page.

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The WoAs Story telling warms my heart about as much as 47s cold, lifeless eyes from 2016.

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Inspired by the Matrix Resurrections trailer…

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and then an explosion mysteriously takes place and 47 goes ‘…oh shit, wrong duck’

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What if…

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