The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Just like to stress it wasn’t me who created that meme, don’t want undue credit for someone else’s brilliant creative idea! I’m afraid I can’t remember who made the image, but all I did was re-post it in the thread when HITMAN 3 was first announced.

All credit to whichever poster created the meme; it’s a great one!

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I’m glad you like it :slightly_smiling_face:

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Dead meme but it’s the best way I can express what I feel about this.

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it does. at least the gun we’ve seen in the Shortcut trailer has one. its white or maybe silver.

Eh, I’m still not buying it’s a sticker. Especially since these two seem to be their take on MKIII items. Red and black seem to be the signature colors of H3 after all.

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Still means more clutter with same item with a different texture unless, hope to god, you can select what texture to use for each MK item from a drop down bar or something. It’s the only way to solve the issue with same items duplicated just for a different texture.

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Yeah that’s true, the inventory gets quite messy. Not a huge problem, but a bit annoying.

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In Smash Ultimate, they designed the fighters menu so that echo fighters (basically reskins of fighters) can either be their own seperate entry in the menu, or they overlay over the fighter they reskin. Kindof hoping they could do something like that for Hitman 3, where I can choose the lockpick, and then just choose what skin of lockpick I want to take.

Kindof want them to do something similar with the suit menu too, that is starting to get a bit cluttered as well.

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Yeah that’s what I had been hoping for.

This is the way.

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Spoiler It’s not. :stuck_out_tongue:

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siiiigh
…Alright. I’ll agree with @Beldingford that it might be more than a sticker. A full reskin to match the Hitman 3 colours, that’d be better than the minimum. (Maybe it also means all the Mk. 2 items are reskinned to be fully Hot Magenta.)
Still doesn’t fix the issue of th massive amount of duplicate items we’re gonna have. Darn.

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I’m really gonna have to set a day aside to go through all these quality meme dumps and repost my old ones. Must preserve our history!

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What all dialogue will be for me.

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What the fuck everlasting?? Is Strandberg back from the dead??

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It worked so well with Palpatine in Star Wars, so IO brought him back too :crazy_face:

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It’s all about execution, everything can work if executed right. However with the overall silly tone of Hitman it wouldn’t be a far reach to have Ort-Meyer Return as a clone.

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Everyone right about now.

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