The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread


(there is no joke, I just looked it up on ao3 if anything like that even exists… it does).

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I believe @Bourbon has the complete curated guide to them.
(And honestly I’m glad they’ve improved in quality and quantity over the years)

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business and then pleasure is an absolute classic thats been lost to time

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What’s your flavour? Femdom? Slow burn proxy fucking? Maybe you’re more in the mood for a spy thriller that doesn’t cut away at the good part.

No matter what tastes, my girls have you covered.

mama

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Da

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Did someone else give Hitman the bad touch again?

The cheese touch :cheese:

She’s loud now, her hands scrabbling against his head and holding him hard against her, so he holds his breath and keeps going until she’s moaning his name and so wet it feels like he’s going to drown in a flood of her, and he feels like he’s going to come just from the feeling of her coming against his face.

верно :smiling_imp:

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image

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WTFFFF

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That’s what I’m saying.

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I don’t even know who you are… :smirk:

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It gets worse, never try reading a full one :slight_smile:

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Gentlemen. Welcome to the Female Gaze!

taytay

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Atleast 47 has no time for cuddlingus so I mean I think I had my fill when it comes to video game character sex fantasies for the night.

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thank-you-blowing-kisses

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I don’t want to read more than I already did, but yet I can’t stop looking.

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This is certainly a can of worms that remains open from now on. :smirk:

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Next up on Urben: “Killing The Collector by making him read hitman erotic fanfics for 47 hours and then blowing him up using flying Iconator

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