The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Well Codename is one word so by all rights it is C47.

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No, obviously

H:CNfs gotta spell out the numbers too

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Lets meet in the middle and say HTM:CDNM47

If anyone would call it like this I’d loose my faith in humanity.

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That isn’t the middle, if anything you have run halfway around the world.

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Just call it Hitman, because thats what it is.

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Well, the longer I move, at some point I have to come closer again, right? For that I would have to add more words than the original I guess.

Hitman : Codename 47 and Diana

[quote=“MrOchoa, post:528, topic:96”]
Just call it Hitman
[/quote] Not to be confused with Hitman (2016)
Or Hitman. Or Hitman 1. Or Season 1. Or Hitman Season 1.

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Might as well make a meme at least. Tis the thread :man_shrugging:

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In theory but if you keep ballooning the title you will float away.

Or Contracts because it is clearly superior to Codename 47.

We don’t tolerate Hatespeech on this Forum, you can spill your toxicity on Reddit or elsewhere.

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Isn’t Norseman a huge Contracts fan? I think I have diplomatic immunity so long as he is a mod.

Bunch of goddamn ingrates you boys are. After the fucking Mona Lisa that was H3 you stubbornly insist that the equivalent of the Lascaux cave paints are the superior art. My throat is hoarse from scoffing!

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@Norseman i think @Accidental_Kills98 needs to get to know your ban-mjölnir. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

@Bourbon as far as I’m concerned H3 is Contracts, but I’m sure you talk about Hitman 8?

Are you comapring the Lascaux Cave Paintings to Codename? That is unfair to the cave paintings, Codename is far more primitive.

Well as far as I’m concerned there were no games before WOA. CN47 or whatever you’re calling it these days is a mandala effect born of you stubbornly repeating Eidos propoganda!

Ha!

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WoA does feel like what Hitman should feel like. Took them a few decades but they did it!

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How could you become a Herald again? You Monster.

@Accidental_Kills98 you should play the game

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I love how two of them are from me, both the classy and the worst. :smiley:

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@Accidental_Kills98 and dont try to lie to me and say you’ve played it, because if you had you wouldn’t spout this nonsense :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

And she scores a direct hit.

Tango with me once this whole plague thing is over. :stuck_out_tongue:

Did, it is “How did you become a Herald again?” unless you are planning petty revenge in which case you mean “How do I become a Herald again?”.

I am quite fine having never played it.

Why would I lie? In fact I could have sworn I said I have never played it back on the old forum and I don’t feel like the expenditure for the experience would be worth it.

Oh and because I feel sadistic I should mention my brother actually had a behind-the-scenes preview of the new Mortal Kombat movie. My mother was the one the film crew went to to get their permits and stuff so she had friends in the crew who let him watch since he was looking to become a CGI artist. He saw them film one of Sub-Zero’s fight scenes in some warehouse down by the port.

You know seeing it typed out like that I realise how unbelievable it all sounds

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