The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

I hate to be THAT guy buuuuuuuuut… The target would have seen at least the second object being thrown, if not the action of the first, and turned around angrily to tell him to use a trash can next time… If the first action somehow wasn’t seen, the target also was probably already in kill range and the second throw was likely unnecessary but, mostly, I just wanted to say our hitman should have brought coins. The coal was probably for an opportunity to cause the water to boil the target.

Actually, that felt great; I kind of like being that guy sometimes. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :joy:

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Wrong_Drink

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Bruh, the AI is so bad I can get them to be eliminated this way in much dumber ways, don’t try to justify it, lol

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I’m just saying that sometimes their handful of brain cells and neurons fire on some cylinders and it’s most often when they see objects that aren’t coins flying through the air :man_shrugging::joy:

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Wrong_Drink2

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Friendship

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This page has over 2k comments. Should people scroll through every comment to make sure a meme hasn’t been posted yet? Memes are meant to be shared.

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Friendship…Friendship, AGAIN?

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It’s literally MY meme though. I made it. I wouldn’t have minded if they’d credited it, but they didn’t. You can even see where they’ve cropped it from the original. They didn’t even bother posting it to somewhere different; it’s on the exact same page. To me it just seems like lazily farming for likes.

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Actually its my meme now

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My lawyers are on their way as we speak.

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LookAway2

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Thanks @scat1620 made me laugh!

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Just to be clear on the credit for that one, I didn’t create that, just uploaded the video (made by someone on Reddit, I believe) to YT for easier embedding on forums. All credit to the original creator.

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Lmao i haven’t seen that you posted it already :sweat_smile:

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[SCENE]

[A mock-up of a Soviet air force base in Cuba, somewhere in an unknown mountain facility. All the buildings are constructed out of ply-wood. The ICA Am-Dram Society volunteers playing the roles of the base staff are really committed to their performances.]

[Agent 47 is talking to the NPC who just picked up his Coin distraction lure.]

47: Don’t put it in your pocket, sir. Don’t put it in your pocket. It’s your lucky quarter.

Luca Wood: Where do you want me to put it?

47: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it’ll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.

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Good one :+1:, this looks like the guy from “No Country for Old Man” movie.
He carries a gas canister always :smile:

Anton-No-Country-For-Old-Men

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