The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

[YourGudBudNel]

[Hichkas]

Scarlett Hitmanson

[Swangtheugly]

Money Machine go brrrrrr

[TheContractor]

That 15% discount ain’t helping much

[Accidental_Kills98]

Spend less on Hitman merch.

[Swangtheugly]

I think if you cut food you should be fine.

[Hichkas]

rent an smaller house.

[Hichkas]

Said Diana Burnwood to Arthur Edwards, Dubai mission:

[Hichkas]

Ingram introducing Alexa to the new Constant:

[TheContractor]

[EvilGeniusRo]

Live in a cardboard box and save 950$ for more Hitman merch

[Mini]

The calendar hanging in 47s flat

(Because of the fish, he doesn’t care about the girls)

[cake941]

Let's Play Hitman VR Gameplay Part 2 - SAPIENZA/MARRAKESH/BANKOK

this part of the stream is so funny to me :'-) Reza Zeydan becoming a little too intimate for 47

[LongshoremanX]

There’s no way 47 doesn’t have at least one of these for each of his safehouses:

[Bourbon]

Olivia got it for him as a gift to annoy him that totally backfired when he ended up loving it

[MrOchoa]

Marcus Stuyvesant finally found the Clitoris

[Bourbon]

47 when Diana sits and her dress slit comes across her lap

[Hichkas]

IO: DLC
HMF:
!

[Swangtheugly]

As I said before. It’s a feature.

[BradleyPaine]

When you’re running from guards and meet NPC you’ve previously knocked out, stole clothes but he already got them back