The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Guys, that’s not my account. I grabbed a random Silent Assassin rank screen off the internet to show the point of a SA ranking.

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OMG I’m so sorry, I thought you were referring to evils post, but now I saw you were referring to unfunnyguys posting :sweat_smile: I’m sorry, I will leave myself out…

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But surely to get top 100 on a non-contract leaderboard you would need SA, right?

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No, no leaderboards, forget leaderboards.

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Disclaimer: The below post doesnot intent to hurt any playstyles.

Speedrunner Method is like an exam - students chasing for marks and mostly not close to real world like bullet distractions, blinded guard panic etc etc, however a lot of experience, skills and expertise is needed to find the best and optimum solution in shortest time.
speed

Heisenberg Method is like below gif - enjoying the game without caring for the time, score and making it as close to real world. I personally prefer this method.
enjoy

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That is the sexiest I’ve ever looked. :rofl:

Although, I do care about the score, in the sense that I must get 5 stars and SA every time when using this method, otherwise there’s no point.

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The most rushed meme I’ve ever made!

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The Maelstrom song :100:

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Open_Wide

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always will be better
image

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fucking tzun botched it

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As much as I love Codename 47s and SAs main themes, but there was never a better Main Menu than in Contracts, visually and musically.
Not just in Hitman, but in video-games in general.

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My best any game main title soundtrack till date is Hitman Contracts theme (Jesper Kyd). Any game is outside hitman in game industry. My second best is recent Elden Ring.

Is that German chanting in Hitman Contracts main menu at the end ?? If so what is the chant about ?? It has my nostalgic 2005 year. :smiley:

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I can’t believe this

I was right, they actually forgot :skull:

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oh… yes its 29th today, I forgot myself… is it the Flower Power ?? What was the topic I forgot. Just kidding :crazy_face:

Hope they are busy on Freelancer :smiley:…and we get some updates soon…
@Switcher has come from the future !! Tell me is there a map soon :crazy_face:??

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No, the truth is that I am actually the hacker that hacked GTA6 aswell and I hacked Clemens PC and plented a software that has a hypnosis which affects the person that uses it, and not only that I programmed it get Clemens to forget, not only about the FCs, but to get him to release new ETs aswell, I’m incredible.

More like incredible in making stupid and fake stories

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No, Ave Maria is one of the best pieces of classic (if were being technical here Romantic era) in the history of man kind, i was rocking to it before hitman was my life.

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me waking up on a Monday for school after a sunday night
and also me waking up every weekday for school

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