The Ultimate Hitman Memes Thread

Proof that 47 completely undressed him only seconds after death and left Grey’s corpse butt naked in the woods.

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The most funny thing about it is that Grey and 47 are such Boomer they still use Facebook.

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HMF Member: Blood Money is the best Hitman Game.

@Norseman:

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Well I’m not dead, yet. But you can be sure I become one with the living force and guard the forum.

MRW people praise Blood Money as the pinnacle of the series.

MRW they keep going

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You underestimate my power!
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I knew he had an emo phase!

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Years of dye, hairspray and styling gel resulted in 47 going bald. It’s canon.

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That’s a point, when and how did Grey grow some hair? I thought they were genetically designed not to, unless it was a toupée all along, but that wouldn’t explain the stubble.

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Someone here, I don’t remember whom, had the theory, that since he was an earlier clone, Ort-Meyer wasn’t able to erase the hair growth of his clones at that early state. And I think that makes sense and could explain very good why Grey has hair and 47 has not.

Or 47 just shaves himself every morning from head to toe :woman_shrugging:

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Does Diana shave too? Asking for a friend.

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Good lord. This, along with a CERTAIN NSFW mod, makes me glad this community only has to wait another month for Ambrose…

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Guess you have to ask @Bourbon

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Sounds disgusting and offensive. Link? Pictures?

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Just remember. You asked.

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It says I have to register to see it. Yeah, no. :joy:

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It’s either trimmed short or gone completely.

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THAT… is called a Brazilian wax. Happy munching, 47!

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47 when he walks in and sees what this thread has devolved to

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