Notable “couldn’t-give-a-shit-about-the-entire-Contracts-mode-of-the-game” Hitman player scat1620 forcing himself to play though 70 Featured H3 contracts so he can start Landslide with a screwdriver in his inventory for roleplaying purposes.
Those complications are ‘optional’, you say? Well in that case I’ll definitely play them though in the spirit that the contract creator intended them in and won’t start with 3 Remote Explosive Ducks in my loadout…
Fastest gun in the West!
Bro this meme gave me a seizure
This escalation doesn’t scare me, its just shit and I’m not even bothering ro complete it. Could have been a nice callback to the old school Hitman last-Mission-Rampages, but instead we got a shitty version of Home Alone.
I kinda feel the same, but I’m so close to 100% across the entire rest of the game that the completionist within me is probably going to force me to grit my teeth and return to this one day. But I agree, I utterly ABHOR The Wrath Termination and if there was a way to pay someone to get these challenges completed without my needing to play the fucker then I would do that right away.
You call traps that are fatal a shitty version?! A Gen Z Hitman fan watching Home Alone for the first time would wonder: “what is this shitty Hitman knock-off? He’s not even killing his targets!”
A Hitman speedrunner would wonder: “why are these noobs using traps!?” 
The Minigun would have made this Escalation a fun one.
And a regular Hitman player would wonder: “why are there speedrunners playing this?!”
Level 1: ah yes, kill this one dude and leave
Level 3: kill half the map in 3 mins or you fail
made this on mobile don’t be harsh
Also, the floor is bombs unless your hands are occupied.
Don’t forget about the trail of Lava that follow you, this lava is continuesly detonating the bombs on the ground.
