1 Like
More like the lady’s man apparently 
3 Likes
@v1deost trying to check out 47’s buns of steel lmao.
8 Likes
More like his guns of steel.
(I don’t even know what kind of joke I’m trying to make there)
3 Likes
I’ve heard some sketchy NPC frisking lines before, so this wouldn’t surprise me…
4 Likes
he’s packing!
his butt real nicely in those pants
12 Likes
Saw this on tumblr 
18 Likes
Oh. Someone left an egg in the snow.
10 Likes
After shitposting the night away on Frote’s server and posting wacky Hitman screenshots, alonzo_lafayette gave me a perfect idea on how to combine some of them.
This abomination is the result:
5 Likes
All the bald guys I know are human engineered clones who make a living by contract killing. The titles fits from my own experience.
14 Likes
But who would want you dead?
5 Likes
Who says I’m not purchasing such services?
8 Likes
Who says you aren’t providing such services?
9 Likes
I’m not bald. I got long hair and a full beard. I’m clearly plundering in the U.K. If I go bald, I’ll have to kill the norse gods and rely on the word “Boy” alot more.
5 Likes