This is a blue and black dress. It is gold and white. Enjoy your slow descent into madness.
How can I weaponize this?
Jordan… you’re talking to a puppet… 
You’re talking to a puppet, that’s supposed to be a 3-year old boy… girl?.. “an” Elmo?..
You’re talking to a children’s educational series puppet, who only wants peace on earth and the ability to play games together…
…WTF Jordan?? What did Elmo do to you? And How?? 
This instance of him beefing with Elmo is fake. For example here is the same JP tweet with a different Sesame Street account.
The Voices of the Monolith have abandoned me.
Fuck the fridge. Throw it out the fucking window, show it who’s boss. Hopefully it lands on top of a fucker’s head. Do it, d̷̠̻̽o̵̰̦̓͗ ̵͚̜́i̷͈͑t̶̫͝ ̴͎̺̆͑n̷̢̉ö̵̢̙w̶̬͒̏!̸̰͝
I think @Silvereyes will get a kick out of this interaction.
Family in the sense that you will see each other all the time even and especially on weekends and holidays.
