If the WOA had newspapers like in blood money 
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Oh, nevermind!
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I just had some questions I wanted resolved with regards to a car rental, so I started a customer relations chat session on the website. The person helping me was called âImoganâ. Despite the one letter difference, it was impossible not to picture her this way
She was of great help too, so I donât care if she monitored me somehow.
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But did she accurately predict your problem, or its solution?
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I just read a news about salt water posing as covid vaccine being administered to thousand of people in Mumbai and that the police is looking for the culprit. Itâs a real messed up situation, but I couldnt help but to think âi hope the mastermind isnât as elusive as the Maelstrom!â
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I wish this was some sort of bonus mission for Mumbai tbh. Sounds really fitting if I think about the briefing
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i was reading the nytimes, and on the dark web there are alleged sites where you can hire a hitman. no murders have been associated with them, theyâre largely scams, but anyway - one of them uses a picture from Absolution.
youâd think the real agent 47âs rates would be higher, and less obvious. and i donât think he would post a such a deep fried picture of himself LOL
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Also why is rape so cheap? Unless the âhitmanâ uses a condom that has the greatest chance of leaving behind not only a living victim who could ID him, but easily traceable genetic evidence.
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I love how they gave themselves a pretentious Latin motto (mortem et interium = the destruction of death) and have MySpace level web-design.
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Well thatâs a fun sentence to into face first when you open a topic.
But also, look at their coding. Weâre not dealing with geniuses here.
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oof. would not have posted this pic if iâd seen that. :\ itâs comforting to know that âservicesâ like these actually backfire and help catch bad guys rather than commit any heinous acts
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Sorry about that, but it just struck me as very glaringly odd.
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What a sad world we live in. Itâs clearly fake but it wouldnât have been worth setting up if someone didnât think another person might actually send the coin over. I mean maybe one lunatic thinking itâs just funny, but @v1deost indicates there are plenty of things like this. 
ââ back fo silly thoughtsââ
Maybe Iâll open up a âday ruiningâ agency. My untrained agents will be able to do harmless pranks such as 1) super soak someone with water just before they walk into work. 2) deliver flowers that smell terrible. 3) keep dialling the targets phone number and sending them endless emails for 3 straight hours from different numbers and email accounts.
Iâll charge $500 for the water, $500 for the flowers, $1500 for 3 hours of non stop pestering. $2200 and you get all 3.
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Not sure if this counts, but I had to go into work to work a 12 hour shift. At some point a guest got a bottled water from our market/snack shop. He opens it right there at the desk then drops and spills it there on the counter. He was apologetic over the mishap⌠But after he left I got to thinking⌠He was bald, clean shaven. And some of the water did get on the back of the phone⌠Like maybe heâs going for an electrocution accident kill. 47? 
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if this isnât the right place to discuss this, let me know. but in the art community thereâs this thing called NFTs (non-fungible tokens), which may be described as, âIndividual pieces of crypto art, [and] are at least partially responsible for the millions of tons of planet-heating carbon dioxide emissions generated by the cryptocurrencies used to buy and sell them.â (source). this has always reminded me of the Ark Society since they were all about destruction and collecting rare, expensive assets (which is what NFTs are all about). i could totally picture zoe and sophia washington collecting them. NFTs are the perfect real-life backdrop to a Hitman target. perhaps weâll see NFTs mentioned in an upcoming elusive target briefing
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Aftermath of a glass bottom hot tub accident. some senators spoiled adult kid was tragically in the pool when the structure failed. Police suspect foul play, but have nothing other than their hunch.
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I am going to say no. I looked at the personâs profile and this looks like another angry cap-G Gamer out for blood and brownie points.
Season of Lust (sorry for the Daily Mail link):
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Why are you being sorry? Something wrong with Daily Mail?
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