Blending in and playing the part always works…
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Not sure if its intentional, but the ceiling looks like the US flag. 
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Yo its like absolution!
We have been down to 2 elevators in my building for about a week. Some difficult to fix power issue was preventing the building from having enough power to run all 3. Last night at 11pm an army of technicians showed up and the whole buildings power went off and will stay off until 11am today. No lights, no water pressure, but it’ll be fixed when they are done.
This morning I woke up and went to the staircase to go down 9 stories, showered across the street at the gym, came home and went back up 9 stories of stairs to have breakfast and coffee and then went back down 9 stairs to go to work. I’ll be getting a real version of that “why take the elevator” poster I guess 
. I’m also pretty happy I live on 9 and not 21.
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BBC News - Man crushed by telescopic urinal in central London dies
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Plot twist: You looked in the closet and found Guard Ramon inside unconscious and wearing only boxers.
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Went to see the band Ladytron play KOKO in London last night, and despite having an ace time enjoying the gig, I was constantly distracted by all the IRL Hitman reminders all around me…
Don’t accidentally fall over that balcony:
BREAK [Illegal Action]: MISSING CROWBAR
Now if I just line up my silenced pistol shot with the chain:
VIP Guards very obviously standing out from the civilian NPCs:
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The lighting all gives it a distinct Hell Club vibe. Why didn’t you shoot a picture of the shark tank though?
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Sadly I was too busy running around in an inexplicably soundproofed room trying to slip a rope around this aggro-ed up bartender’s neck, but he wouldn’t stay still and he kept on making sure to always be facing in my direction so it was a bit of a 'mare. If it hadn’t have been for the Benny Hill antics I would have photographed the shit out of that shark.
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My radio always reminds me of a breaching charge.
Prestige objective: Open Bathroom Cupboard - Explosive.
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Lead Singer from Good Great Fine OK must be an ark society member
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This unsolved cold case sounds a lot like something that would happen in Hitman.
Basically the guy was lured into his hotel room alone and someone garroted him, tried to hide his body in the trash compactor but ended up hiding him behind a door near the stairs. It has never been solved but clearly was a professional hit.
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Only if it’s driving down the length of the country for a job in Dartmoor! 
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